Doodle Page 2. Frankie + Diane Frankensteinn . Morticians And Their Crazy Scientists I Stg.

doodle page 2. frankie + diane frankensteinn . morticians and their crazy scientists i stg……….

I love the implication in Nightmare Mode that the doorman has nightmares about Hot Emo Vampires™, The Man Behind the Slaughter, and Slipknot.

Why is Stolas only 36?????

Viv's writing confuses me SO BAD

Hi guys, I'm back at at it again with a new plothole.

Okay so, the first mention we get of Stolas in reality is from the book Pseudomonarchia Daemonum which was written in 1577. This would make Stolas at LEAST 447 years old. if we divide 447 by 36, that equals 12.4 (I rounded a bit) years, so 12 years each.

Does that mean that there's some sort of time dilation in Hell??? like for every 12 Earth years, it equates to one year in Hell? But it's hinted that he's immortal so....????????

Does that mean that Blitzo and everyone else is also hundreds of years old in Earth time???

If Stolas is immortal and there is no time dilation and Hell and Earth move through time the same...HOW IN HELL (pun intended lmao) COULD HIM AND BLITZO MEET AS CHILDREN?????

We see that people attempt to summon him, which often times are very ancient practices, so there's no way that his ritual can only be 36 years old in this universe...?

I am merely guessing his age using the era he was first mentioned in, because Christianity is old af, he could've been around for even LONGER

I know I'm over-thinking this but it's such a huge plothole, I couldn't ignore it!!

Someone please explain this!!

Like I'm not saying Blitzø shouldn't be called out. He absolutely should. He just shouldn't be called out for not liking Stolas back because that's stupid. He should be called out for what happened at the circus. He should be called out for how he treated Verosika. He should be called out for stalking Millie and Moxxie. He should be called out for theft. He should be called out for his negative actions, and I enjoy him getting consequences but this fuck Blitzø party is dumb as hell. Like I wanted a genuine apology from him to Verosika, maybe him repay the money he stole, but we will never get that. It has to be all about the poor pitiful owlman. It's bad writing and even worse with the merch they are selling.

I think it's so fucking funny that the newest episode literally had Blitzø ask Stolas why he is even "in love" with him and all that Stolas could come up with is that he wants -someone- to care. This relationship has been set up as the most tragic thing ever where Stolas just loves Blitzø so deeply and he just can't see it, but this episode just straight up confirms what a lot of people have complained about with the Stolitz relationship. They have no common ground, they don't know a lot about eachother, theres noting that Stolas specifically seeks, that he only finds im Blitzø. They make Blitzø feel so guilty for not reciprocating/understanding the feelings Stolas has, but these feelings are completely interchangeable. Another dude just shows up, asks Stolas to dance, he says yes and the next time they're dancing, having a good time and making out right away. How am I supposed to feel like Stolas isn't just using Blitzø and throwing him away after he got everything out of him, when directly after they had their falling out Stolas just immediately has a fling with another dude. And I wouldn't mind as much if they would just stop pretending that it's specifically Blitzø that Stolas needs. Stolas wants someone to care for him, after years of not receiving love. That doesn't mean that what he did to Blitzø was fine or that Blitzø owes him an apology. And that someone could be anyone. Maybe Stolas and this new guy will become a thing and Stolas will realize that he doesn't specifically want Blitzø and that he needs other relationship experience. From what we can assume though, Stolas will be with the other guy and then realize that he and Blitzø have something they could never have, whatever that may be.

YESSSSS

THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS REAL!! I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS REAL!!!!!!!!