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Why is Stolas only 36?????

Viv's writing confuses me SO BAD

Hi guys, I'm back at at it again with a new plothole.

Okay so, the first mention we get of Stolas in reality is from the book Pseudomonarchia Daemonum which was written in 1577. This would make Stolas at LEAST 447 years old. if we divide 447 by 36, that equals 12.4 (I rounded a bit) years, so 12 years each.

Does that mean that there's some sort of time dilation in Hell??? like for every 12 Earth years, it equates to one year in Hell? But it's hinted that he's immortal so....????????

Does that mean that Blitzo and everyone else is also hundreds of years old in Earth time???

If Stolas is immortal and there is no time dilation and Hell and Earth move through time the same...HOW IN HELL (pun intended lmao) COULD HIM AND BLITZO MEET AS CHILDREN?????

We see that people attempt to summon him, which often times are very ancient practices, so there's no way that his ritual can only be 36 years old in this universe...?

I am merely guessing his age using the era he was first mentioned in, because Christianity is old af, he could've been around for even LONGER

I know I'm over-thinking this but it's such a huge plothole, I couldn't ignore it!!

Someone please explain this!!

This is a post dedicated to the fact that Blitzø's rapist attended to a party themed to hating him, sang a song calling him a motherfucker, but we're supposed to find him sympathetic.

So i just went onto tiktok for the first time (didnt have the app)

The amount of things i see about CHILDREN not teens, going to a convention, is fucking insane. I saw teachers or aids talking about elementary schoolers are singing songs from this show. Parents are theming BIRTHDAY PARTIES around this.....😰

To millennial parents who are about my age. I understand growing up the way we did with grandparents who were catholic or christian or just strict sucked. It felt like we had no freedom. So we just went behind our parents backs and watched South Park, Family Guy, or youtubers like Shane Dawson. That doesnt mean that now, when we are adults, should just shrug and let these kids watch this content. Just because you say "eh i watched worse 🤡 and i turned out ok" does NOT mean you should be letting your children watch this. Guided or not, this puts children DIRECTLY in front of adults in an adult space with other adults who may want to hurt your child. As someone who had a friend who had parents like you, please stop. My friends content consumption put all of us in danger when a real irl predator used Shane Dawson to relate to my friend when we were in highschool. He traveled over states with a rape kit. And to minors who may see this post and go "eh not that bad" im going to explain what Rape is in detail. Because im seeing that elementary kids are making Rape jokes now.

TW for adults. Im only doing this because the amount of disrespect i saw from these kids who obviously DO NOT understand the gravity of what they are seeing.

Rape is when someone violently forces you to have sex. What is rape really? It is when a person hurts your private parts and sometimes your insides sometimes to the point of bleeding. It is not fun. It is not sexy. It is very embarrassing. and it is painful FOREVER.

You kids who are watching this. Understand that when adults say you are not mature enough. We are not trying to hurt you. We care so much about you and dont want this to happen to you. Many of us that are angry are angry BECAUSE we were the kids who were watching things when we should not have in middle school. I was darred by my middle school trailer park friends to watch 2 girls 1 cup. I was 12. they were 10. My mom had no idea but one of the boys moms was right there.

My point is we are now all affected by what we saw and the consequences of thinking we were "more mature for our age" . What you kids dont know is that these consequences wont come to get you until you are around 23 and trust me they hit harder than you can ever imagine.

Please be safe. Please keep these kids safe. Please educate these fucking kids on this fucking subject or we are going to have so many victims and so many little rapists. who are going to, you mark my words, start young because rn they think its a joke.

I don't mean to come back to the hazbin critical space because sometimes being a hater is draining, but I saw the new short and the comments on it. Ppl were like "dang she's really annoying, she kinda sucks :/" for sexually harassing Blitzo (which, I agree, she was kinda annoying. That was the goal for her character).

...But these are the same people who laughed or thought it was cute when Stolas sexually harassed Blitzo. Both Emberlynn (the girl in the new short btw) and Stolas sexually harassed Blitzo (hell they used the same damn nickname for him, the girl calling him Blitzy-Kun and Stolas calling him Blitzy), but only the annoying girl gets the hate?

Idc about Viv poking fun at women who like anime or participate in fandom or whatever- this trope has been done a million times, I think this is just silly "haha creator poke fun at fanbase lol" shit, it happens with every show. But it's just weird how Stolas isn't considered a creep but this girl is, yk? This feels like the flirting vs harassment workplace meme, but instead of a handsome guy and an ugly guy, it's Stolas and this one-off character.