Draco: ....My Husband, Harry, And I Have Been Married For Forty-seven Years And Not Once Have We Had

Draco: ....My husband, Harry, and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce. Murder? Yes, but divorce? Never.

Harry: *nodding*

Interviewer: ...

Draco: Sorry, what was the question again?

Interviewer: ...Erm, how are you enjoying retirement?

Draco: Oh, it’s splendid.

Harry: Yeah, fantastic.

Ok but how did Narcissa didn't just turn into dust right there??

I get it now. Harry doesn't use avada kedavra because he doesn't need magic to murder people on the spot.

The sass is more than enough.

Okay but just imagine the smirk and smugness on Sirius' face whenever he enters a place with a " no dogs permitted" sign

OMG YESS!!

i know its universally agreed that eddie redmayne is perfect as newt, and we really shouldn't be asking for more r*wling-made hp content, but you know what i'd like? a series focusing on the marauders.

give me sirius, james, and peter finally finding out that remus is a werewolf and loving him for it anyway; or sirius and peter constantly wrapping moony in their respective leather and wool jackets because remus has an uncanny ability to catch cold, especially after full moons.

give me those three boys working their way through being animagi, and mcgonagall helping them in her own discreet way. give me sirius flirting with every single teacher, even dumbledore, who flirts back happily because he's always given as good as he gets. give me the story of how they managed to create the marauders' map and all the mischief they got into trying to complete it.

give me lily evans and marlene mckinnon and alice longbottom and molly prewett (soon to be weasley): spells flying, wands blazing, as they stand back-to-back against death eaters, snarls on their faces and matching determined glints in their eyes because they'll never let themselves be taken alive.

give me frank longbottom and james potter freaking out together over the fact that their wives are due on almost the same day, their shared hallway in st. mungo's practically spotless from frank and james pacing its length so many times in the span of 48 hours.

show me how peter pettigrew fell in love with james and remus and sirius, and why he thought there was no other way than betrayal, because that kind of friendship doesn't just go sour without a good enough reason.

give me the look on lily's face when she realizes that james potter isn't an arrogant toerag after all; or all the little moments that remus and tonks shared on those long, cold order stake-outs, slowly falling in love and not even knowing it.

give me the marauders' era because i don't just want to know why they died; i also want to know how they lived.

I love this fan art!!

harry: don't know why i never thought of buying a snake before

harry: it's like having a pet and a friend all in one