Very Scared That The Tumblrinas Are Gonna Miss The Point Of The Barbie Movie And Write Ken X Ken Fanfiction

very scared that the tumblrinas are gonna miss the point of the barbie movie and write ken x ken fanfiction and ken is gonna be their little blorbo and they’re going to say that barbie is evil for the way she treated ken. don’t even get me started on how scared i am that they’re going to say the ending sucks because the kens and barbies weren’t equal

why would this actually be perfect …..

crowley better than me bc if I was in love with somebody since the beginning of creation and they said "you go too fast for me" in 1967 I would have killed myself

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

i am a huge advocate of aziraphale being a bitch i encourage and actively support it actually