Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth Is The Character Ever. He's A Vampire. He's Goth. He's Country. He's A Manwhore.

Honestly Laszlo Cravensworth is the character ever. He's a vampire. He's goth. He's country. He's a manwhore. He loves his wife. He's a dilf. He's a terrible single parent. His human neighbor Shawn is his best buddy, his sweet cheese, his good time boy. He wrote Kokomo. He starred in the first ever porno. He's British. He vowed never to step foot onto British soil again after they were classist towards his wife. He owned a bar where he held an open mic night to support a local girls volleyball team. He has beef with vampire Mark Hamill over $200. He's a lawyer. He's never won a case. He's a bastard who treats nearly everyone like shit. He cares So Much about his friends. He plays a flute that can control raccoons. He owned a cursed hat made out of witches skin. He's even bisexual

Just remember… no matter how upset we are today, Michael Sheen is at home eating glass rn

if y'all make this movie about Ryan Gosling or Ken(s) and not about any of the Barbies, your barbie rights are gonna be instantly revoked

broke: crowley is raphael

woke: aziraphale is raphael because aziRAPHALE

bespoke: neither of them is an archangel and their love is just so strong that them working together was that powerful

everyone wants to talk about how crowley canonically listens to hozier but not the fact that aziraphale canonically listens to ABBA

summer is for the gays (+ october has also been claimed thanks to ofmd s2 announcement)