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Lmao The Fact That During Quarantine I Figured Out My Sexuality And Gender, Cut Myself, Wanted To Kill

lmao the fact that during quarantine i figured out my sexuality and gender, cut myself, wanted to kill myself, almost failed my grade, got into a polyamoruos relationship, one of them broke up with me and my girlfriend, and the fact that i have a girlfriend, and i can barley remember any of it

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3 years ago

i hate when i tell people that i don’t like percabeth because their immediate response is to tell me to kms. the fact that they don’t even hear my reasonings and such before saying such horrible things. let people have our own opinions pls.


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3 years ago

i love this!!!!

Imagine This Is The Egg Lore Finale
Imagine This Is The Egg Lore Finale
Imagine This Is The Egg Lore Finale
Imagine This Is The Egg Lore Finale

imagine this is the egg lore finale

2 years ago

I love the idea floating around tumblr that both Bruce and Dick introduce Jason like he’s five because he is “my son” or “my baby brother” to them and he just surprises everyone with his tank build.

Might I pose that Jason is so used to it that it doesn’t even clock for him anymore

Dick Grayson at work: Hey I’m sorry, do you think you could watch my baby brother for a sec? Bruce can’t really pick him up rn.

His coworker: oh! Okay don’t even worry about it but for how long? I’m not the best with kids

Dick half listening: you’ll be alright! he loves to read so he won’t be on your toes … just keep an eye on your squad car keys… oh! There he is!

A six foot, 225 pound linebacker of a man walks in: hey 👋

Coworker: 👁👄👁

Dick: jaylad! I brought you a book you might like! This is my coworker, they’re gonna be here for a while, if you need anything, within reason, ask them okay? I’ll be right back buddy.

Coworker: 👁👄👁

Jason, carding through his book: …would he get fired if I drove one of the police cars without permission?

If not is it like a fine or like, jail time?

Dick motherhens every one of his siblings but Jason the most

Like they’re all enjoying their Doritos, orange slices and caprisuns on a roof after a long patrol and Duke is like

…WAIT A DANG MINUTE

11 months ago

drake?