Lol One Time I Played A Song About Kissing Girls And Internalized Homophobia In Front Of My Dad Before

lol one time i played a song about kissing girls and internalized homophobia in front of my dad before i came out and he didn’t even realize it. it just went over his head.

I love the idea floating around tumblr that both Bruce and Dick introduce Jason like he’s five because he is “my son” or “my baby brother” to them and he just surprises everyone with his tank build.

Might I pose that Jason is so used to it that it doesn’t even clock for him anymore

Dick Grayson at work: Hey I’m sorry, do you think you could watch my baby brother for a sec? Bruce can’t really pick him up rn.

His coworker: oh! Okay don’t even worry about it but for how long? I’m not the best with kids

Dick half listening: you’ll be alright! he loves to read so he won’t be on your toes … just keep an eye on your squad car keys… oh! There he is!

A six foot, 225 pound linebacker of a man walks in: hey 👋

Coworker: 👁👄👁

Dick: jaylad! I brought you a book you might like! This is my coworker, they’re gonna be here for a while, if you need anything, within reason, ask them okay? I’ll be right back buddy.

Coworker: 👁👄👁

Jason, carding through his book: …would he get fired if I drove one of the police cars without permission?

If not is it like a fine or like, jail time?

Dick motherhens every one of his siblings but Jason the most

Like they’re all enjoying their Doritos, orange slices and caprisuns on a roof after a long patrol and Duke is like

…WAIT A DANG MINUTE

Happiness Will Come To You.

maturing is realizing that percabeth was a toxic and abusive relationship and that annabeth was not a good person.

I think this has already been said but why do people don’t like frazel because of an age gap but then ships percabeth which is abusive and toxic? I don’t really have an opinion on frazel so don’t come after me, i just don’t understand some people.

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