I Love The Idea Floating Around Tumblr That Both Bruce And Dick Introduce Jason Like Hes Five Because

I love the idea floating around tumblr that both Bruce and Dick introduce Jason like he’s five because he is “my son” or “my baby brother” to them and he just surprises everyone with his tank build.

Might I pose that Jason is so used to it that it doesn’t even clock for him anymore

Dick Grayson at work: Hey I’m sorry, do you think you could watch my baby brother for a sec? Bruce can’t really pick him up rn.

His coworker: oh! Okay don’t even worry about it but for how long? I’m not the best with kids

Dick half listening: you’ll be alright! he loves to read so he won’t be on your toes … just keep an eye on your squad car keys… oh! There he is!

A six foot, 225 pound linebacker of a man walks in: hey 👋

Coworker: 👁👄👁

Dick: jaylad! I brought you a book you might like! This is my coworker, they’re gonna be here for a while, if you need anything, within reason, ask them okay? I’ll be right back buddy.

Coworker: 👁👄👁

Jason, carding through his book: …would he get fired if I drove one of the police cars without permission?

If not is it like a fine or like, jail time?

Dick motherhens every one of his siblings but Jason the most

Like they’re all enjoying their Doritos, orange slices and caprisuns on a roof after a long patrol and Duke is like

…WAIT A DANG MINUTE

it’s not that i don’t think percabeth would work, they would, it’s just that rick wrote it in a way that fucked it up. i am mostly fine with their relationship in percy jackson and the olympians, but heroes of olympus books were written horribly. i’m going to put this under a cut so people who don’t want to read it don’t have to.

in heroes of olympus, percy’s personality was just being in love with annabeth. he was suddenly thinking about having a family with her at 17 and in the middle of a war. and the judo flip?!?!? if percy did that to annabeth everyone would call it abuse but because it was annabeth, a girl, who did it, no one cared and thought it was really romantic. the fact that annabeth probably knew about his ex-stepfathers abuse and still did it makes it worse!!! also, it feels like she controls him a lot and keeps him on a short leash when there shouldn’t be a leash at all. she also constantly made jokes about how he wasn’t smart

onto percy jackson and the olympians. in this, i feel their relationship wasn’t as toxic as it was in heroes of olympus. but the battle of the labyrinth book really irked me though because of the way annabeth was treating rachael just because she was percy’s friend. after everything percy’s been through, i think that he deserves on friend from the mortal world to keep him grounded but because annabeth had a crush on him, she kinda fucked it up. also the name seaweed brain, percy was emotionally abused by gabe and constantly told he wasn’t smart. that nickname is definitely not it.

that being said, i think if rick actually knew how to write a healthy relationship, i would like percabeth but right now i don’t.

EDIT: i forgot to add that annabeth’s childhood trauma does not excuse any of this behavior. if you want to be in a healthy relationship with someone, you have to see that trauma and deal with it (perferably with a therapist) so you don’t hurt someone that you like/love

gods, in need of some really good fics that featuring powerful and smart percy jackson, without annabeth as his significant other

lmao the fact that during quarantine i figured out my sexuality and gender, cut myself, wanted to kill myself, almost failed my grade, got into a polyamoruos relationship, one of them broke up with me and my girlfriend, and the fact that i have a girlfriend, and i can barley remember any of it

I just started school this week and oh my god I am exhausted. Add to the fact that I have to deal with all my teachers dead-naming me, I want school to be done already!!!

drake?