Nerdywitchgeek - Why Ask?

New thing of mine.

Alright guys so, this week, I'm going to start a new thing. I'm writing a fanfic on Wattpad and decided to post it here as well. Hope you're all doing well by the way. Oh, and it'll be Star Trek and based off a dream I had. Thanks!

This is the greatest thing ever made. I hope whoever made this doesn’t step on a lego, both sides of their pillow are cold, and everytime they step on a leaf that it crunches.

Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

OMG

this. blooper.

You know what, some of the questions at least started with a "D", but how in fucks name to you get Delaware out of Ace Hardware??? Like????? Explain, I'm begging you to explain.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years