The Cat And The Sword Ch5 Is Out, This Chapter Follows The Story Of "System Failure" Pretty Tightly,

The cat and the sword ch5 is out, this chapter follows the story of "System Failure" pretty tightly, but chapter 6 is where the story really starts to divert from the main timeline

sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

I think one of my favorite jokes in the entire series (and the one that makes me snort laugh no matter how many times I watch it) is this one:

Adora: (for the second time) You can talk!?

Swift Wind: I see now why you're friends with Bow & Glimmer

The Cat and The Sword ch7: The Princess Prom Incident is out! Sets up a big change from the timeline of the show

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