STEDES OUTFITS Requested By Anon

STEDE’S OUTFITS ⤷ requested by anon

hi im fucking blackbeard and here's a story about how when i was wrestling with my feelings for charles vane i saw the light hit the water just right, and also a pretty bird, and i took it as a good omen

ʘ‿ʘ from Teach of course

Send a 'ʘ‿ʘ' if your muse finds my muse attractive.

Pros: Anne is weak for a baddie; already thinks he’s The Shit™️; our story avoids a lot of trauma on accident and then Teach keeps it healthy besides; she loves him You Honor; would risk it all to climb this man’s dick for this man

Cons: Anne remains a tsundere idiot; Teach is probably Too Old For Her Shit™️; I s2g if Teach dies in any way but way too quickly in the heat of battle before he and Anne get a happily ever after I will actually sue; she still won’t marry you, Eddie 😒

Dynamics: Battle Power Couple; Captain & First Officer; Your Patience WILL Ruin Out Before My Stubbornness Does; Drama And Mz. Knives; Always A Fight, Make The Victory Worth It; I Would Die For You; A Chance At “Happily Ever After”.

anne: *does this*

me: [shaking]

Can someone help me find a…sweeter, slower version of this song? Women’s voices greatly preferred but I’ll live if it’s a man’s lol

pretend i'm dead.

dialogue prompts from pretend i’m dead by jen beagin.

sorry. i’ve made you uncomfortable with my creepy honesty.

would you care for a bear claw?

if god gives you lemons, find a new god.

i’m going to miss you. i miss you already.

you’re not even here. where are you right now?

do you live in a commune or something?

i wasn’t born like this, you know.

what’s your least favorite word?

i’ve always felt a weird affinity for monotony and repetition.

i make my living as a thief.

you smell like hope.

let’s embrace our lone wolf status.

all i ask is that you try not to judge me.

i don’t think we’re done with each other yet, do you?

could you come over? just for five minutes? i’m freaking out.

that’s why i took so many notes. i knew you’d want to know exactly what happened.

since when do you care about dying?

stay. i’ll read you a story.

i read your diary.

i fully want to make out with you again.

i’m like, totally lost without you.

i apologize for the tragic ending.

loneliness is a presence you can feel in your body.

i don’t have anyone making deals with the devil for me.

there’s something supernatural about you.

i don't like being pushed around by something i can't see.

i'm sorry. i'm just joking around, it's a defense mechanism.

you are what you talk about.

feelings are just stories. they have a beginning and an end.

don't be so sure my family wants to hear from me.

sometimes i think you make this shit up on the fly.

were you hitting on me last night?

you run like you're being chased by a demon.

you've always been good at pretending like nothing happened.

you're not ready yet. but i'll be here when you are.

it wasn't your fault. you know that, right?

what do you say? can we keep each other's secrets for a while?

which secret do you want me to keep?

hearing about myself in the past is like hearing about some other person.

god, you have a mean bone.

why are you lying?

honest to god, does that excuse ever work?

stop stalling and look at me.

when are you going to stop mocking me?

everyone has some psychic ability. you have to learn how to see first, and then you just read what you see.

do you know what it's like to be in love with someone who hates your guts?

i said i majored in ___, i never said i graduated.

i'm getting you out of here.

i've been thinking about whether or not to tell you something.

you know, there's a support group for people like you.

you and i have met for a reason.

you're either an optimist or a masochist.

just me, myself, and i. we bicker constantly.

i'll be your friend.

it was only a week, but it was the longest year of my life.

you ever own your part in anything. you make everyone else wear your shit.

i don't want a relationship. i want retribution.