Sadie: Hey, Walt, What Do You Think Of My Dress?

Sadie: Hey, Walt, what do you think of my dress?

Walt: Oh, uh, you look fine.

*Sadie suddenly grabs Walt and forces him to hold the Feather of Truth*

Sadie: I said, 'What do you think of my dress?"

Walt: IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!! LIKE PICASSO VOMITED ALL OVER A WEAVING FACTORY!!!!

Sadie: Hm, well, can't say you were wrong.

*Sadie goes upstairs to change*

Walt: Real help you were there!

Anubis: Hey, do I look like someone who wants to die?!

Bruce: Thor, I'm telling you, there's more worlds out there than you think!

Thor: Nonsense! Gaze upon the world of Asgard, my friend. Home of the true Gods! The Nine Realms in all of their glory! Do you truly believe that there can possibly be more out there?

(The two look out onto the horizon, gazing at the beauty of Asgard)

(Suddenly, the Milano crashes into the city, a drunk Star-Lord falling out)

Peter: WOO, part-ayyy! (Sees Bruce and Thor) Pleasure to meet ya, I am Grooter Quil-Peter Groot-(Holds back vomit in mouth and falls over)

(Bruce and Thor stand there in confused shock)

Thor: ....Jesus, help me.

Ultron: I've got strings, but now I'm free.

Bill Cipher: No puppet strings can hold me down!

Captain Cold: There are no strings on me!

Pinocchio:...Get my lawyer, Jiminy

Can we all agree that Thomas Sanders is really a Disney character who somehow broke through the fourth wall and is now stuck in our reality?

I Just had the most beautiful experience of my life

So, after Thanksgiving dinner, I was upstairs in my relative’s room reading my copy of “Fahrenheit 451″ that I brought to the house. Suddenly, my baby cousin walked in and sat down next to me quietly.

Out of curiosity, I asked ,”Do you want me to read it to you?” She nodded yes and I began reading her the chapter about Montag and Clarisse’s first encounter. I had no idea if she understood what I was saying (she’s like five mind you) but she still listened to what I said. I made funny voices for Montag and Clarisse as she listened closely. After I finished the small passage, I was worried that she was bored and decided to end off there. I smiled and recommended that she should go play with the other children. She smiled got up....

And then...she hugged me.

I...I wasn’t really used to the young children in my family hugging me, most of the babies jokingly running from me, including her. But there we were, hugging one another. It...

It felt good...I felt...happy.

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