Sadie: Hey, Walt, What Do You Think Of My Dress?

Sadie: Hey, Walt, what do you think of my dress?

Walt: Oh, uh, you look fine.

*Sadie suddenly grabs Walt and forces him to hold the Feather of Truth*

Sadie: I said, 'What do you think of my dress?"

Walt: IT LOOKS TERRIBLE!! LIKE PICASSO VOMITED ALL OVER A WEAVING FACTORY!!!!

Sadie: Hm, well, can't say you were wrong.

*Sadie goes upstairs to change*

Walt: Real help you were there!

Anubis: Hey, do I look like someone who wants to die?!

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My logic is superior

*Percy and Magnus are walking around the Hotel Valhalla*

Percy: Y'know, it means a lot to me that you invited me here. Nice to get out and relax.

Magnus: No prob. Least I can do.

*Percy pulls out a brochure for the hotel and reads it*

Percy: SWEET! They have bowling here down this hall! I gotta check this out!!

*He quickly runs down the hall, towards the infamous bowling alley*

Magnus: WAIT, PERCY, DON'T!!!

*Screaming are heard as Percy quickly run down the hall, bruises, scratch marks, and a few arrows covering his body.*

Percy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!

Magnus: THAT WAS THE BOWLING TO THE DEATH! ALL THE ACTIVITIES HERE ARE TO THE DEATH, JACKSON!!!

Percy: WHY ARE THEY ALL TO THE DEATH!!!

Magnus: THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE! DEATH MEANS NOTHING TO THESE GUYS!! DIDN'T YOUR READ THE BROCHURE?!?!

Percy: I'M DYSLEXIC! ALL HALF-BLOODS ARE!!!

Magnus: THEY ARE?!

Percy: YES!!!

Magnus:.....Oh, okay. Wanna head to the buffet?

Percy: I JUST NEARLY DI- Sure, why not.

In Honor of Kane Chronicles Month

Osiris: Are they gone?

Anubis: Yeah, they're gone! Did you see how that stupid haircut on my host?

Osiris: At least your guy has hair! Mine looks like some-OH CRAP! THEY'RE COMING BACK!

*The gods stay quiet*

Julius: We never left.

Walt: We can't even leave, jackasses. We're your hosts.

Anubis: If we stay quiet, they might go away.

Magnus: Yeah, so that's the story of how I ended up in Valhalla.

Nico: Wait, so you're dead?

Magnus: Yeah.

Anubis: And you're right here, on earth?!

Magnus: Um, yes?

Nico and Anubis: *Blue screen of death*

Magnus:...I gotta stop hanging out with you guys.

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I need ideas for a book I’m writing. What would happen if superhumans actually existed in real life and were first appeared to the public at the dawn of the 21st century ? How would the government react? What would their costumes be like? How would society change due to their existence?