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Rick Riordan Headcanon: Babysitting!

At some point, Carter and Sadie called in a favor from the Seven, asking them to babysit the students at the Brooklyn House while they were on some random journey.

By the time the Kanes get back, half of the house in on fire, shabti are preparing to sacrifice two of the kids, Percy’s been tied to the ceiling right above Philip’s pool, and Annabeth is being dog-piled by a horde of penguins.

Now, if that’s what it was like for the demigods to babysit the students, what do you think it’ll be like once the Kanes babysit some of the younger Halfblood campers?

Uncle Rick Makes Some Calls

*Phone call*

Carter: Hello?

Rick: Hey, Carter. It's Rick. Uh, it's been awhile since I've gotten one of your recordings.

Carter: Uh, well, not much has really been going down. Um, Ooh! Ooh! Oh wait, I just remembered!

Rick: What? You did something awesome?

Carter: Yeah, yeah!...I just went on my first date!

*Rick quickly hangs up and dials someone else*

Rick: Hello?

Percy: *In a tired,bored voice* 500 pages, all double-spaced, expect it by Monday. *Hangs up*

Jack: Ay, baby! You know magic? Cause I can make all your worries disappear?

Sadie: GET YOUR F$%#ING SWORD OFF OF MY WAND, YOU PERV!!

Magnus: Goddammit, Jack.

Percy: MY PET IS A DOG FROM HELL!

Jason: MY PET IS AN ELECTRIC HORSE!

Carter: My pet is a basketball-playing baboon.

Percy: ...

Jason: ...

Carter: ...And a clay crocodile.

Percy: ...

Carter: And a giant griffin.

Jason: ...I-

Carter: And a literal cat-lady.

Percy & Jason: You win.

Sadie: Hey, man, your dad's calling.

Anubis: Hey, pick that up for me.

Sadie: I don't like answering people's phones, but *picks up* HEY, WADDUP, BITCH?!

Anubis: THAT'S MY DAD!!!

TKC presents.. "Good Magician"

Carter: Six tombs in six years; Been kicked out of every place

Sadie: Every spell I ever do is wrong; Don't know which House I belong; Every monster on my case

Carter: The same old story; The same old song

Sadie: "Don't host gods; Don't summon Set; Be strong"

Carter: I keep my wand up; I keep my sword down; But it all ends up with strife

Sadie: With "PACK YOUR BAGS, KANE KIDS! TO THE HOUSE OF LIIIIFE!!!

Carter: I NEVER TRY TO DO ANYTHING!!!

Sadie: I NEVER MEANT TO HOST AAANY GODS!!!

Both: I SWEAR! I SWEAR! I'M A MAGICIAN!! MAGICIAN!! WHO'S HAD A BAD RUN!!!

“Why does the earth spin?”

“What is the meaning of life?” 

“Why hasn’t Uncle Rick written a new Kane Chronicles book?”

There are just some questions in life that may never be answered =(

the best siblings !!!

Horus: Well, if it isn't Carter Kane himself. Fancy seeing you here?

Carter: I live here.

Horus: Weird how we always run into each other, isn't it?

Carter: You broke into my home AND my mind.

My child!

thought I'd post this here :)

Alternative AU, My AU Egyptians

Hello, good morning, I'm Seven and English is not my first language, so I'm sorry if I have grammatical mistakes, here is the third list of the changes in my AU with but with the Egyptians, continuing with the same explanation, Carter and Sadie in the original are Egyptian magicians and Horus eh Isis are Egyptian gods well in my AU it's the other way around, Carter and Sadie are Egyptian gods and Horus eh Isis are Egyptian magicians and so with everyone, I clarify that this mythology is still under construction so things may be changing or adding things over time but if you have ideas I can listen

Gods:

Carter: he takes the role of Horus as pharaoh of the gods in the duat

Sadie: she takes the role of Isis, in the original Isis is the mother of Horus but here Sadie is still Carter's sister

Walt: he takes the role of Anubis as god of funerals

Zia: Zia's role was one of the most complicated for me, here I didn't know who to change her with with Ra was not an option so I was between Nephthys oh Hathor, but I decided to change her with Hathor because in the original and in mythology Horus and Hathor are a couple just like Carter and Zia

Now let's go with those who will be the magicians, they will have the surnames of the originals although there are not many

Horus Kane: He takes the role of Carter but not his personality obviously, he is the son of Julius Kane and in this AU he is the eye of Carter, he also has 2 friends, one Greek and the other Einherjar

Isis Kane: She takes the role of Sadie but not her personality obviously, between her and Horus, Isis is the older sister in this case, she is the one who stayed with the Faust grandparents and felt a bit of resentment towards her father who in this case is still Julius Kane

Anubis Stone: he takes the role of Walt, and here I find it difficult because I don't know how to make Sadie (who is a goddess in this AU), Walt and Anubis a couple

Amos kane: Amos is still the same obvious only that I included him to say that here he is the uncle of Horus eh Isis

Bast: she's here just to say that instead of being with Sadie she's with Isis and that's it

Hathor Rashid: she takes the role of Zia, since as I explained before, Horus and Hathor are a couple just like Zia and Carter, but obviously she is going to have Zia's story and the same thing that happened the first time she met will happen. they met

My first fanfic in AO3 about my AU

The second Chapter of my fanfic of my Egyptian AU

yes, the third chapter was already published but I didn't post it here and I realized it now that I just uploaded the fourth chapter.

What is your favorite Riordanverse series

dont hate me:>

The Almost There was so hard because I need one in between that and perfection!! also i read all of pjo in six days and so I completely forgot about Ethan :( he seems like a cool character but idk. also pablo i know you i just did not know to put him. yes i do hate calypso :DD

I’m new here <3

hello folks I’m pretty new to this place so I thought I’d make an introduction!

you can call me Dayz :)

I’m 14-17

She/any

current fandoms:

just add magic (I’m looking for other fans of it, there’s barely any! If you haven’t seen it you should, it’s very underrated)

marauders

riordanverse (Percy Jackson ect.)

the world of Mr plant (again, looking for more fans!)

helluva boss and Hazbin hotel

avatar the last air bender and legend of Korra

EPIC! The musical

monster high and ever after high

keeper of the lost cities (kinda)

murder drones

Miraculous ladybug

Genshin impact

gorillaz (yes the band, yes it has LORE)

the owl house

she ra and the princess of power

a crap ton of musicals besides epic such as heathers, beetlejuice, and mean girls

Carmen sandiago

elmushterries version of the pj masks (gunntech au)

descendants

Music I like:

musicals in general

gorillaz

lemon demon (can you believe it’s that same dude that made potter puppet pals!?)

the beatles

Red Hot Chili Peppers

linkin park

System of a down

Melanie martinez

Taylor swift

Pink Floyd

j.maya

Troy

black pink

Nirvana

Chappell roan

Olivia Rodrigo

random stuff about me:

I’m currently traveling the world for 15 months

I love doing makeup

I’d like to start cosplaying at some point but don’t have the time right now

I have a bit of an obsession with paper dolls

I have a collection of monster high dolls only containing g3 at the moment but want to save for some of the older g1 ones. The g1 doll remind me of when I was very young.

I have a pet rabbit named foofoo cuddly poos (avatar fans get it?) it foofoo for short

I’m a theater kid!

I played Paulette in my school’s production of legally blonde jr

I’m really into the weird core aesthetic

I play sims 4

I write and read a bunch of fanfic

I play royal high a lot

I LOVE D&D SO MUCH

find me on:

Quotev (most of my stuff is here)

ao3

YouTube (haven’t posted in a while)

that’s it for now! <3

Zrobiłam listę czytania książek z riordanverse dla mojego przyjaciela, więc mogę podzielić się i tutaj jak ktoś planuje zacząć (będzie edytowana wraz z wychodzeniem kolejnych, bo wątpię, że wujaszek Rick się zatrzyma). Kolejność jest też moja własna, więc można się nie zgadzać, ale podzieliłom to specjalnie dla znajomego, patrząc na to co dla niego ważne. Na samym końcu zapisałam książki, które są zbiorami opowiadań itp., te zaznaczone gwiazdkami nie dodają nic większego do historii, ale opisują świat.

Najlepsza kolejność czytania by me

Percy Jackson i bogowie olimpijscy

Złodziej pioruna

Morze potworów

Klątwa Tytana

Bitwa w Labiryncie

Ostatni Olimpijczyk

2. Olimpijscy herosi

Zagubiony heros

Syn Neptuna

Znak Ateny

Dom Hadesa

Krew Olimpu

3. Trylogia Percy'ego

Puchar bogów

Gniew potrójnej bogini

4. Apollo i boskie próby

Ukryta wyrocznia

Mroczna przepowiednia

Labirynt ognia

Grobowiec tytana

Wieża Nerona

5. Magnus Chase i bogowie Asgardu

Miecz lata

Młot Thora

Statek umarłych

6. Kroniki rodu Kane

Czerwona piramida

Ognisty tron

Cień węża

7. Crossover (Percy x Kane)

Berło Serapisa i inne opowiadania

8. Dodatkowe Percy Jackson

Archiwum herosów

Greccy bogowie według Percy'ego Jacksona*

Przewodnik po świecie herosów*

9. Dodatkowe Herosi

Pamiętniki półbogów

Greccy herosi według Percy'ego Jacksona*

10. Dodatkowe Apollo

Słońce i Gwiazda

Tajne akta Obozu Herosów

Tajne akta Obozu Jupiter

11. Dodatkowe Magnus

9 z dziewięciu światów

Hotel Walhalla. Przewodnik po nordyckich światach

12. Dodatkowe Kane

Niezbędnik maga z domu Brooklyńskiego

We go into the salsa business

Inktober day 12: spicy

My favorite Riordanverse Headcanon

Is the GROUP CHAT (TM)

You have greek, roman, norse and egyptian thingys just running around and getting tangled up more and more, so I imagine them just having a big group chat between all the main guys to figure stuff out.

Spoilers

Percy: *picture* I just saw this guy while waiting in line at starbucks, what is it and can anyone else deal with it I'm running late for school Magnus: Yeah that would be a [Name] Samirah: I'm in the Area gimme a sec

Sadie: We just found this thing, it's not ours but probably deadly, please come pick it up Thalia: I'm sending over some huntresses, that stuff needs capable hands

Alex: @ Annabeth something is wrong with the stuff you left at Chase Space and the thing swirling around it is yelling in greek so that is not my problem, come take care of it Annabeth: I'm in class. In San Francisco. I can't come to Boston, deal with it yourself. Alex: Nope, I dealt with that dwarf in your dads garden last week its your turn Nico: If you stop spamming my phone I'll take a look

Hazel: A few of my people are being held hostage by something covered in hieroglyphs, we'd like assistance please Carter: Ah yeah thats been happening lately, we'll send someone over