Im Already Prepared, All I Need Is A Phone That Isnt A Windows Phone

i’m already prepared, all i need is a phone that isn’t a windows phone

Things I am going to do when Pokemon Go comes out:

-come up with a goofy catchphrase to say before I start a battle and when I win/lose

-ask strangers for their numbers after we battle so I can call them constantly to tell them how strong my top percentage rattata is

-brush up on my Pokeflute playing skills in case of a Snorlax blocking my path

-start a gym and hand out badges to people who beat me

-scream “THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING” at people riding bikes in illogical locations

-jump out at unsuspecting civilians when they walk past to battle

-blast inspiring Pokemon music when I travel around or battle people

-cosplay every day

-lose my entire social life

Watch: Ahmed Mohamed speaks out about being arrested 

So regarding your r carribean post...what should people do?

if you must go visit the caribbean, don’t go to those awful all inclusive resorts. Don’t buy property there either; people who do are participating in something akin to gentrification. 

If you absolutely have to go, stay somewhere owned by locals. They may not be easy to find, but they’re there. When my family goes to Tobago, we always rent a condo with a full kitchen and everything from this sweet local lady. Buy fruits there, go to their grocery stores, support restaurants owned by the locals. If you have to go visit, make sure as much of your money is going directly to the locals as humanly possible. Tourism only helps a country when the money goes into the local economy. 

Ex-hedge funder buys rights to AIDS drug and raises price from $13.50 to $750 per pill

A former hedge fund manager turned pharmaceutical businessman has purchased the rights to a 62-year-old drug used for treating life-threatening parasitic infections and raised the price overnight from $13.50 per tablet to $750.

According to the New York Times, Martin Shkreli, 32, the founder and chief executive of Turing Pharmaceuticals, purchased the rights to Daraprim for $55 million on the same day that Turing announced it had raised $90 million from Shkreli and other investors in its first round of financing.

Daraprim is used for treating toxoplasmosis — an opportunistic parasitic infection that can cause serious or even life-threatening problems in babies and for people with compromised immune systems like AIDS patients and certain cancer patients — that sold for slightly over $1 a tablet several years ago.  Prices have increased as the rights to the drug have been passed from one pharmaceutical company to the next, but nothing like the almost 5,500 percent increase since Shkreli acquired it.

This is absolutely monstrous. He’s like a parody of a capitalist from a Marxist propaganda film. Jesus H. Christ what a piece of trash.

Spread his face around. Don’t let him be anonymous. Let everyone know his name and what he looks like so that he’ll never, ever be able to go about in public again without being utterly terrified.