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mournfully eating my cup o noodles every day at work
small voice in the back of my head: I'm going to die at 55 from some kind of preventable sodium related disease or styrofoam poisoning or something... I can't live like this forever... I can feel my insides protesting
the rest of my brain: tummy hungwy 99 cent lunch good
rb if you are also a stupid asshole who feels stupid asshole emotions and does dumb shit because you are genuinely the worst
tumblr user: reblog this to find money this month!
tumblr user #2: wow this worked! I got a check for $100!
tumblr user #3: I got a raise at my job and I found a rolled up 20 dollar bill on the street
me: *reblogs it and finds a dime in my vagina*
because the world is not a nice place for grownups, putting it bluntly
sure no person is an island, and some parents do a worse job at preparing their kids for the real world, but we all gotta look out for number one when it comes right down to it
t. My parents were telling me something when I found myself refusing to grow out of being a Mama's boy
To be honest.. if more children were shown from birth that they are loved, cared for, and listened no matter their gender we might not have some of the problems we have now.
hyperempathy things
• *sees inanimate object* hi!!!! how are you??? i am your friend!
• Instant Tears whenever someone raises their voice
• “you’re overreacting” *crying* “NO I’M NOT!!!!”
• you can never give away old stuff because that is Mean and everything is important
• everything is your friend. trees are your friend, birds are your friend, lightbulbs are your friend.
• when u just kind of Absorb emotions
(add on if you’d like!!!)
Someone: *slightly raises their voice on you*
Me for the next 10 years:
ADHD is chanting “walnuts, walnuts, walnuts, walnuts …” under your breath 300 times, then getting distracted for half a second and forgetting to add the fucking walnuts to the banana bread before putting it in the oven.
ur legally only allowed to relate if ur art only ever gets 0-500 notes
When you first post your art:
When you do an “evening reblog” because nobody liked or reblogged it:
breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine
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