Finally All My Hentai Dreams Will Come True )

Finally all my hentai dreams will come true 😂😂😂😝😝😜�)

growing up to be ed sheeran isn’t bad though

watch him stroke that ass at the end

Or if you’re in certain cities, you can do more with that bag by signing up for Postmates as a walker. Catch ‘em while you ca$h in.

Message me if you need a referral code - it’s actually the e-mail address of the referrer.

Attention Pokemon Go players!

You walk around a lot searching for PokeStops and Pokemon, right? Well here’s a great opportunity to do some community service. Bring along a plastic bag and pick up litter as you go. Just grab stuff in your path as you walk.

I picked up all of this stuff within 2km of my house. This is a simple way to clean up the neighborhood, and if every Go player helps out, we can really make a difference!

Not to mention they either run or shamble.

so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

pikachu is making the flapjack “OOOOAAAAAAHHHHGGGHHH” sound and you cannot unhear this

Ash you idiot that’s not a pikachu

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