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Well as long as we’re talking about the ancient internet, who remembers this.

The idea of monsters going through heat and getting all needy and desperate is really, really hot.

Like imagine big and intimidating monsters being turned into a pile of mush, sexually frustrated and begging to be fucked and grinding against nearly anything in an attempt to relieve themselves. 

And when they finally get a chance to mate they’re relentless. They're super rough and noisy, leaving scratches and bite marks all over their partner. Their heat would be so unbearable that they’d have to fuck over and over again to even be remotely satisfied. 

ladies and gentledudes and others I present Profound Moments in L4D2

A list of historic L4D memes that aren’t “Pills here”

The Karma Charger

Gnome Chompski

*Anything at all happens to Nick* “TITS”

Images of Francis hating things

The Hunter is a cat

“One man cheeseburger apocalypse”

Ellis loves horses

Those lil fuzzy “Hunter pups” that took off on DA and spread everywhere

“The Scout became the Church Guy”

*Minor inconvenience* “GODDAMN YOU, JIMMY GIBBS JR.”

Feel free to add on this has been a post from ur local L4D historian

mournfully eating my cup o noodles every day at work

small voice in the back of my head: I'm going to die at 55 from some kind of preventable sodium related disease or styrofoam poisoning or something... I can't live like this forever... I can feel my insides protesting

the rest of my brain: tummy hungwy 99 cent lunch good

isn’t this the same Hobby Lobby that successfully sued for the right to discriminate based on “religious freedom”

of all the things i expected to read in the news today, hobby lobby being busted for smuggling 5,500 ancient mesopotamian artifacts including cuneiform tablets and clay talismans into the united states was not one of them