You Were Always On The Outside Looking In.

You were always on the outside looking in.

Even back at school when everyone gathered in the park to watch fat Barry crash his moped into the swings you were alone, watching from the midst of some piss soaked bushes.

No one invited you, but you lived vicariously through the stories of your peers.

If you close your eyes you can almost imagine it’s you kissing sad, panda eyed, unconfident Lucy beneath the Princess Diana memorial-rather than Joe with his hair that looks like it’s smothered in goose fat and his one pirate looking earring.

Everyone else grew up so fast. Most of them had kids before they were twenty, still kids themselves really.

Not you though. You just watched it all unfurl before you; beans and bacon, the lives of others experienced by proxy of Facebook or an afternoon in the park spent watching mother and son play and wishing more than anything you had a real reason to be there.

Beans though. They’re so versatile. Bacon, makes everything better. Or so they say.

But you can’t help but wonder…did the people who said that, did they ever feel quite like you do?

Alone. Cold beans. Half remembered glimpses of someone else’s happiness.

Not even the thickest and largest toupee can protect Donald Dump from that big ass burn.

i support a variety of kinks when they’re consensual but this is sick and disgusting and should be illegal if it isn’t already

my kink

making ppl feel good abt themselves

Omg could you draw nsfw edling bondage tho?

it’s not really bondage, but, it’s definitely got Ed and Ling. and demands.

beyond this point is NSFW LINGED. IT’S PORN. 18+ - SMUTT. NOTHING ELSE. DICKS AHOY. do not look if that makes you uncomfortable. based loosely on an au with xyriath.

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Imagine Cronus finding out about the "March Eridan" hype and, wanting to join the madness, dresses up like a 50's pinup girl for all of March.

~anon

tbh I have to wonder about all the people that had amputee peridot headcanons since she has (generated?) intact hands and legs underneath her “extenders”

You know, there’s all those people who make a big fuss about drawing ruby and sapphire in sexual situations, because apparently being short is the same thing as being a child. I have to wonder how they feel about sexy peridot art now.