I Know This Is The Snake From That J-Lo Anaconda Movie But If It Was Alive Today Tumblr Would Be Like

I know this is the snake from that J-Lo Anaconda movie but if it was alive today Tumblr would be like "awwww big mlep noodle"

Titanoboa, meaning “titanic boa,” is an extinct genus of snakes that is known to have lived in present-day La Guajira in northern Colombia. Fossils of Titanoboa have been found in the Cerrejón Formation, and date to around 58 to 60 million years ago. The giant snake lived during the Middle to Late Paleocene epoch, a 10-million-year period immediately following the Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event. The only known species is Titanoboa cerrejonensis, the largest snake ever discovered, which supplanted the previous record holder, Gigantophis. The largest individuals of T. cerrejonensis found had a total length around 12.8 m (42 ft) and weighed about 1,135 kg (2,500 lb; 1.12 long tons; 1.25 short tons).

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