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8 months ago

Kenyan Sand Boa at my work (the bedding has been changed to a different one cause that one molds easily when it gets wet)

Kenyan Sand Boa At My Work (the Bedding Has Been Changed To A Different One Cause That One Molds Easily
All of the images except for the last are set on a white background. The only thing in each image is Crowley as some species of snake and a speech bubble coming from Aziraphale who is off screen.   Image #1 - Aziraphale: "I'm sorry you're bored Crowley, but glaring isn't going to make me shelve books any faster." Crowley is in his typical snake form (red-bellied black snake) and curled up. He looks very grumpy and his tongue is hanging out. He's glaring in the direction of Aziraphale.
Image #2 - Aziraphale: "Nor will staring."  Crowley is a bluntheaded tree snake. He's close up and staring at the viewer with enormous bug eyes that are pointing in the opposite direction. His tongue hangs out limply and he looks quite dumb.
Image #3 - Aziraphale: "Or playing dead." Crowley is an eastern hognose snake. He is curled up on his back with his tongue hanging out dramatically like hognose snakes do to protect themselves. His eyes have little "Xs" on them.
Image #4 - Aziraphale: "...Good lord." Crowley is an arabian sand boa which is what a snake might look like if you asked a child to draw you a snake. They are the same width for their length of their entire bodies and their eyes are very small and sit on top of their heads and point in opposite directions. Crowley is staring blankly at nothing.
Image #5 - Aziraphale: "CROWLEY! That egg is for my breakfast!" Crowley is an African egg eating snake. He has his jaw completely unhinged and has an entire egg in his mouth. His head is almost a perfect circle. His expression is a combination of stubborn defiance and sheer stupidity. His eyes are angry looking but his pupils are pointed in complete  opposite directions which lessens the effect.
Image #6 - Aziraphale: "Are you pleased with yourself? Well guess what Mister - " Crowley is still an African egg eater. He has finished eating the egg and is laying on his side with the massive egg in his stomach. He looks very smug and pleased. His head is resting on the ground and his tongue hangs out limply.
Image #7 - Closeup shot of the front steps of the bookshop. There is a carboard box with holes in it on the steps. Aziraphale has written: "Free! To a loving home. <3" and Muriel has drawn a cute little snake on the box and written "by Muriel!"  Crowley is inside the box and he is now an eastern diamondback rattlesnake. The only parts of him that are visible are his two yellow eyes, each peering through a hole and his tail which is coming through a third hole. His tail is raised and he is shaking his rattle menacingly.

What if Crowley could change his species of snake at will? 🐍

In Aziraphale's defense, Crowley wasn't a rattlesnake when he put him in the box. Crowley could obviously get out whenever he likes, but it’s actually kind of fun.

Stop everything you're doing and look at the Arabian sand boa. You're welcome.

Snakes in order of appearance: Red-bellied black snake, blunthead tree snake, eastern hognose snake, Arabian sand boa, African egg-eating snake, eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

Also -

You ever make something and go, "This is it, my finest work. My magnum opus. I've peaked as an artist."?

What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will?
What If Crowley Could Change His Species Of Snake At Will?

This is that moment for me.


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6 years ago
(9) Dope Machine Family!!!

(9) Dope machine family!!!


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6 years ago
(12) Arise.

(12) Arise.


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1 year ago

trick or treat 🎃

I'm really sorry, this little snot-nosed kid in a skeleton hoodie ran to my door and took all the candy from the "take one" bin with an evil cackle.

I can offer you this rubber snake they dropped as they ran away?

Trick Or Treat

Happy Halloween! :D


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9 years ago
Kit-Kat
Kit-Kat
Kit-Kat

Kit-Kat


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8 years ago

Hanging out with Shasta.


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4 months ago

I found a goober

I Found A Goober

I mean just look at him

I Found A Goober

What a little dude


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5 months ago

Watch "King and god and sacrifice" on YouTube

King and god and sacrifice
YouTube
A remake of an old vid I made a year agoCharacters are OCs of mine

Probably the best pmv I made tbh... which isn't a lot


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1 year ago
I Didn't Know They Could Do That. Huh.

I didn't know they could do that. Huh.


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1 year ago

Salem was out, esploring, like a good snek do, looking for his mice, which were a whole day late, on account of hims needin to finish shedding. But while he was sploring all of a sudden! A CHAIR! Snuck up behind! So he CHOMPED THAT CHAIR 'cause he a good kingsnek and good kingsneks always be doing a chomp.


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1 year ago

I have a standing wardrobe in my snake room and when I let my ball pythons 'splore, at least one usually climbs up and hangs out on the top bar like a little tree snake. I think people confuse the fact that they are usually not the most agile climbers (and sometimes downright clumsy) with a lack of interest.

Miriam Monday: someone needs to tell this girl that "ball pythons don't climb!"

Miriam Monday: Someone Needs To Tell This Girl That "ball Pythons Don't Climb!"

The myth that ball pythons won't climb is total nonsense - if you give them vertical space, they'll use it.

Miriam Monday: Someone Needs To Tell This Girl That "ball Pythons Don't Climb!"

Bonus: almost managed to catch her in a yawn. Was only able to photograph the very end, which I call "the scrungle"

Miriam Monday: Someone Needs To Tell This Girl That "ball Pythons Don't Climb!"

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1 year ago
A picture of piece of cork bark on coconut husk substrate with a fake fern in the foreground. A yellow and dark brown ball python nose is peeking out from under the cork bark, and her body is emerging to the right from under it.

Nadia displays her excellent hiding skills. Very sneaky snek.


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2 years ago

Snakefruit cookie

Snakefruit Cookie

The new update has cool cookies, and snakefruit is cute


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3 years ago
[insert Very Vague Virals Reference] Pretty Ophiuchus Girl?

[insert very vague Virals reference] pretty Ophiuchus girl?


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1 year ago

Hey guys, this noodle's real!

Hey Guys, This Noodle's Real!
Hey Guys, This Noodle's Real!

You're welcome, and have a good day!


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9 months ago
Made A Sticker Set With Sum Pythons!!

Made a sticker set with sum pythons!!


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