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Minato: My grief counsellor died. He was so good, that I didn't care.

Ren:...I don't think you needed a grief counselor for that.

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Ren: The most corrupt CEO's are those of the Pretzel company. They're always so twisted.

Minato:...I love you, but no.

Yu: Man that party was so amazing last night!

Minato: Driving

Ren: Sits on passenger seat

Yu: Hey, isn't that Akechi and Ryoji crossing the street? How funn- Uh...why are you accelerating, Minato? Ren, do something! Watch out watch out!

Akechi and Ryoji: Run over

Yu: Dude! Did you not see them?!

Minato: They are our exes.

Ren: The bad ones.

Yu: Oh!...in that case, good for you.

Ren and Minato: Fist bump

Minato: Sorry i'm late. I was busy doing stuff-

Ren: And i'm stuff.

Minato:...We'll talk about this when we get home.

Ren: We both know there will be no talking

Ren: Ok, I have to confess this to you. I said something really mean to Shinjiro before he died.

Minato: Really now? I doubt its anything bad, but go on.

Ren: We basically had a argument about leblanc curry and i said 'You know what, Shinjiro? Some day, you'll tell yourself that you finally finished school, then you put the janitors key back in your pocket and go home'

Minato:...Wow. I need to write that down because that was good. Even better considering he never managed to graduate.

Minato: Ok, so I met that teacher of yours. Ms.Kawakami was it?

Ren: Yeah what about it?

Minato: You were right. She does sound like Yukari.

Ren: WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU-

Minato: I burned my bread.

Ren: Again? You really should start paying more attention to the toast.

Minato: Why though?

Ren: So you don't burn it again.

Minato: But thats how I like it.

Ren:...Cut the cameras. Deadass.

Ren: You are my boyfriend and i expect nothing from you.

Minato: Really?

Ren: I'm dead serious. I only expect you to show up for professional obligation and not for something like my birthday.

Minato: But I have and I did not disappoint.

Ren: You didn't...but was pushing Akechi down a flight of stairs necessary?

Minato: Absolutely.

Minato: Because we're Wild cards, we have to hear everyones sob stories.

Ren: True, but atleast we get good skills and benefits from it.

Minato: You do, not me. Lucky bastard.

Ren: Ok fine, but there has to be something you like doing with them.

Minato: I Remember when Nozomi told me his sob story and how he went 'my brother is dead and everyone hates me.' I can see why. I sat with him at lunch.

Ren: 🫢 Oh that's not-

Minato: If i was in your shoes, I would've done the same to Akechi. 'My mom commited suicide and my Dad abandoned me.' Again, I can see why.

Ren: 💀 You are a nasty creature.

Minato: I don't care.

Minato: Hi, i'm a fine line between a cleft chin and a bullet hole. Minato Arisato.

Ren: 😆 And i'm the only surefire way to disengage your temporomandibular joint, DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT!

Minato: Losing his shit

Ren: Idk what- Lets party, Ren Amamiya.

Ren: I'm a winner who was formerly a big loser. Ren Amamiya.

Minato: And i'm just @#&=">"^×*_-:÷>€^, Minato Arisato

Crossdressing event:

Ren: I look great.

Minato: You do. You look great

Ren: I really pulled it together today.

Minato: This dress is so great though

Ren: This from persona 5 dancing and i'm...running out of outfits.

Minato: Same.

Ren: I don't wanna sell this. It has too much power

Minato: Power to do what?

Ren: Arresting the people that wronged me...and naughty boys

Bayonetta: Thats my boy

Yu: Hey Guys! What do you think

Both:...

Ren: Suddenly, I have the urge to do the burger challenge

Minato: Same. Lets go.

Yu: HEY!

(Yu got done dirty)

Ren: I want to put the romance in necromance.

Minato: 😵😮 Put that on a T-Shirt, you fucking Bi mess!

Minato: I like to say 'thats an interesting oppurtunity. I will pass.' I love to say 'oooh, thats a fun thing to do. I won't do it.'

Ren: Demon laugh

Minato: I like to stay at home or go somewhere, but I don't like to do things that i don't wanna do. And i don't feel the urge to achieve anything that hasn't been achieved.

Ren:...You're looking to quit before you start.

Minato: Exactly!

Ren: The real quitting is not even starting

(3:30-3:54 in the video for this scene)

Minato: I mean...I guess losing to Nyx was one of the biggest disappointments of my life.

Ren: You sealed her away. What are you talking about?

Minato: When we first lost it before i went to the moon.

Ren: Oh, you were never gonna win that though.

Minato: I didn't know that!

Ren: Oh C'mon! Roll the tapes!

Minato: I had no way of knowing...but yeah looking back on it now, Delusion.

Ren: This person doesn't like asking for help or receiving it

Minato: No, but i certainly do need it.

Minato: I shouldn't say this. We never locked our door.

Ren: You think people are going to go back in time and rob you? Why is it unsafe now?

Minato: Because i still don't lock it

Ren: Let me guess...You don't care.

Minato: Correct. I never locked my door the first couple years after my parents died. By all means, come in.

Ren: You know why? Its because you're worse than whatever would walk in that door.

Minato: Exactly. I'm the evil that you should be afraid of. Its like when Bad + Emo = Me.

Ren: You're the person, that the people in your building should be worried about and they live next door. The calls are coming from inside the complex.

Minato: It sure is. I have long fantasized of a creepy stalker (Ryoji) breaking in and my head puffs out of the Sofa and I go 'YEeeeSSSsss'

Ren: Haha! And then the person never robs or stalks again.

Minato: Yeah. They leave their knife, I add it to my collection, move on and the rest is history.

They're watching a show

Dude on screen: You're not just about to become queen of montenaro...

Minato: If he says 'queen of my heart', i'm gonna kill myself

Dude on screen: You'll also become the queen of my heart.

Minato: OHHHHHHHAHAHA!

Ren: He said it. He said queen of my heart. Time for you to become the door you were always meant to be

Minato: My famous dissappearing act

Woman on screen: So i had to send him packing...

Ren: If they're gonna meet at the airport, i'm gonna throw up

Woman on screen: I guess he's on his way to the airport

Ren: HAHAHAHAH

Minato: Back to prison for you!

Ain't exactly 'unhhhh' but whatever

Ren: You ever do stargazing? You know, looking up at the sky and go 'oh, theres uh-'

Minato: Oh, Cassieopeia!

Ren: Yeah-

Minato: Cassieopeia!

Ren: What are the big ones?

Minato: The big dipper!

Ren: Is that the-

Minato: Little dipper!

Ren: Yeah that seems a bit-

Minato: Hercules! Hercules!

Ren, laughing: Shut up!

Minato: No seriously, Cassieopea! Did you ever do the poor people thing where you watch clouds and do shapes?

Ren: We did one better. How about this? Take a piece of black construction paper, catch snowflakes and look at them with a magnifying glass.

Minato: That is poor.

Ren: It is. We did it in catholic school and you know what the moral of the story was? 'Everybody's different' Unhhhh

Both: *Wheezing*

Ren: Cuz its true, every Snowflake was different and you could see all the details. That is Gods- mama, Thats Gods work. Thats Gods work.

Minato: It is amazing.

Ren: She said 'Hi'.

Both: *Wheezing, laughing and losing their shit*

Ren: Catholic school, Mama. Get into it. *Sips coffee*

Minato: *Turns into a door from laughing*

Ren, in phantom thief outfit: Look at this outfit. Its a cry for help

Minato: Can i say something?

Ren: I don't want you to

Minato: I wish murder was legal. The number of people I would kill-

Ren: Any of them babies?

P3 protagonsit if he fused with a persona

keep in mind, all jokes

Leviathan wears way too many layers, let's help him get rid of them // stage #1 - reblog to remove his coat

EDIT: THE CHALLENGE IS COMPLETE, please check the notes :D

importing this trend from twitter, lets see if it works here too lol

Obey me brothers/dateables and Luke meet Cereza

(Basically, while venturing in the avalon forest, Cereza fell into a portal and landed in devildom. No mc, just cereza being taken care of)

Lucfer:

-Confused. How did a mortal child end up here?

-What really caught him off guard was that this child seemed powerful, but didn't seem to unlock her true abilities.

-Learns that she was a witch in training and that her name was Cereza.

-Avalon forest? Inferno? He never heard about those places. Faeries ane monsterous looking demons?

-Learns that Cereza wants to save her mother and Lucifer respects that, but is a little doubtful of the 10 year old.

-Him and lord diavolo decide to let her stay for a while so she could get stronger and maybe even tell them about this witch clan and the rest.

-'Why is your cat dolls eyes glowing'

-He doesn't like Chesire.

-Reminds Cereza of Morgana. Cold, but wants the best for everyone

Mammon:

-Oh hell no

-Not only is he assigned to look after a child, but a witch in training no less

-Alright, who sent you here to collect something from me? I ain't giving you one grimm

-Learns that he isn't in dept with Cerezas teacher and sighs in relief.

-At first, he tries to stay away, but then when a few other witches attacked him, Cereza sent out Chesire and incased them in thorns.

-The witches never came back again. Ever since that day, he became sort of a uncle figure for Cereza.

-May or may not dress Cereza up as him and gets in trouble with Lucifer.

-Cereza accidently learns how to scam people

Leviathan:

-Another Normie? Boring.

-Isn't the biggest fan of children.

-But when he learns from the umbran clan that cereza is from, he changes his mind.

-You're just like that main character from 'I kill angels and try to regain my memories after sleeping for 500 years'

-She doesn't know jack shit of games and anime? Oh hell no! Let me introduce you to Ruri-Chan

-Cereza hangs out with Leviathan the most, because he is basically an outcast from the brothers in her eyes. Altough he was willingly and she was forcefully cast out

Satan:

-Girl be prepared. This demon will adopt you.

-Not only does she have to read a lot to learn spells, Cereza also loves Cats. She styles her hair as cat ears and has a chesire plushie.

-'I've only had Cereza for 1 hour and a half, but if anything happens to her, i will kill everyone and myself'

-Cereza reminds him of alice in wonderland. He also often plays with chesire and makes it fight Cerebrus

-Sometimes has Cereza do something for the anti lucifer league.

-Probably has soemthing about Umbra witches.

-Say hello to your new papa, cereza.

-Constantly fights Asmodeus and Solomon over who gets to take care of her. Chesire is not amused.

Asmodeus:

-Squels when he sees her. She is adorable, but not as adorable as him of course

-A young witch in training,how cute.

-Knows that she is a kid, but she could do better with her outfit choices.

-Whats that? Your hair needs proper care, because it acts as a conduit? Say less! Cerezas hair is in good care with Admodeus.

-Definetly takes a lot of selfies with her and she becomes devildoms most popular witch

-He has a lot to say about Chesire. Couldn't this demon get in a better looking doll?

-Ate his words when he learned that Cerezas mother made this doll when she was imprisoned.

-Hopes Chesire won't scratch his beautiful face.

Beelzebub:

-Big brother instincts kick in

-Thinks of her as a little lilith and protects her with her life

-Occasionally spars with Chesire.

-Cereza gives him lollipos and Avalon essences, which are very sweet.

-Would eat them in a second.

-He reminds Cereza of the Inferno varaint of him, Baal.

-Whats that, your mother is in danger and you have to travel through a forest to save her? Let me come with you.

-He feels like Cereza and Belphie would get along

Belphegor:

-He and Cereza don't get along. At all.

-Belphegor doesn't like humans, especially children and Cereza thinks he is annoying.

-Spite eachother

-Cereza always gets chesire to wake Belphie up. She knows she won't get in trouble with Lucifer if she does.

-That little BI-

Diavolo:

-Learns a lot when Cereza came to the devildom.

-Theres another part of hell named Inferno. He knew of the legend, but didn't think ot existed.

-Surprised that Barbatos knew of it. All the butler had to say was 'You didn't ask, so i didn't tell, young master.'

-Inspires Cereza a lot. He started to care for her like a little sister.

-He finds Chesire very cute.

-If anyone says something bad about Cereza, they will get punished severly. Its a criminal offence now.

-Often gets Barbatos to join them when Cereza is talking about her teacher.

-'Young Master, please get to work'

Barbatos:

-He already knew of Cerezas existence before she came here. She was child of sage and witch blood.

-As to how he knew, its because Cerezas mother, Rosa, made a contract with his own mother, Madama khepri, who is knows as the protector of time in Inferno.

(I know it was never stated that Barbatos had parents, but i thought it would make sense if they were mother and son. They're both mainly known for the color green, control of time and are the most powerful demons in their respective universe.)

-'How amusing' he thought. Who would've known they would cross paths someday. He could've know, but can't use his powers without Diavolos permission.

-He appreciated Cereza a lot, since she sometimes helps him clean. When he asked her why, she just shrugged and told him that her teacher would always make her do chores that might help her with training.

-Is a bit iffed at that.

-Cereza also gives him the plants and herbs she collected from avalon forest. He appreciates it and is surprised how the petals of onyx roses make good tea.

-Once when barbatos was frozen when he saw a 'you-know-what', Cereta captured them in thorny vines and Chesire at them.

-Was very grateful. Wonders if he could borrow Chesire for a while.

Simeon:

-Simply adores her.

-He often watches her have play dates with Luke. He thinks children are the most innocent beings.

-While not thrilled that she was a witch who makes pacts with Infernal demons, he respects her decision.

-Fate hasn't decided yet. He can sense an angelic and light magic in her. Who knows, maybe she'll becoma a sage.

-Is also grateful that she doesn't know how to use Technology. How do they do it?

-Hears about how you were treated. He would like to have a word with those bitches- i mean witches.

-That cat doll somehow scares him. It threatend to eat its wings

Luke:

-Finally, another child.

-Becomes instant friends with her.

-Is confused when she said that he resembles the boy im her dreams. Makes him blush a bit.

(Who Cereza reminds him of)

-Bakes with her a lot. They both always want Barabtos to feel special, so they make him cookies or cake.

-Definelty wishes she would visit the celestial realm.

-Bumos heads with Chesire often.

Solomon:

-Not only did Cereza get a dad in devildom, but also a second teacher.

-Teases her a lot and doesn't really mind Chesire.

-He knows a lot about the witches and sages, but choses not to tell the rest. When Cereza asks why, he just says 'why not'

-Is impressed by Cerezas potion making. But she still had a long way to go.

-Knows who Cerezas teacher is. He and Morgana often have some sort of beef.

-Does he purposly take Cereza as his apprentice? Maybe. Does he like it? Yes

-Is moved to tears when Cereza likes his cooking. He will fight Satan over an adoption.

-In actaulity, Cereza thinks his food is quite decent. Besides, she was served worse when she was with the umbran clan. She had better meals from Morgana.