Nita Strauss Will Be Returning To Alice Cooper's Band

Nita Strauss Will be Returning to Alice Cooper's Band

I have it on good authority from a source close to me that Nita Strauss will be returning to Alice Cooper's band. Alice, himself, told my source, a few days ago, that Nita never really left the band and has only been on temporary leave; that the whole thing was premeditated for the purpose of providing publicity for Lovato, Nita and Alice. Alice was pleased to say that this complex and highly controversial stunt has worked beautifully as planned. ~ Trabue Gentry

Nita Strauss Announces Return to Alice Cooper's Band, Will Play All 2023 Shows

She's back!

Told ya’ ;-)

A nice little physics joke:

A proton checked into a hotel. The manager asked if he had any luggage. The proton said "No, I'm traveling light."

Today's bottled water containers are a testament to the ability of humans to handle nearly fluid objects as if they were nearly solid. It's quite an achievement actually. These drink containers are more bag than bottle! 😲 I mean, if we can pick up a bottle of Ice Mountain or Dasani without it erupting into a three-foot fountain then achieving world peace should be a relatively simple matter 🤔