LAURENCE XU Couture Spring/Summer 2015

LAURENCE XU Couture Spring/Summer 2015

What your Skyrim Race says about you

High Elf: You Want Benedict Cumberbatch to do unspeakable things to you.

Nord: You Probably supported Gamergate

Khajiit: You're a fucking furry and probably had a crush on Kovu growing up.

Breton: You're really boring. Like, super boring.

Redguard: You would be boring but you have a thing for pretty swords so that makes you not boring.

Wood Elf: You have a Lord of the Rings fetish.

Argonian: You're pissed you can't actually play as a dragon.

Dark Elf: You're edgy and have seriously debated about wearing a trench coat.

A local owl breeder is found crushed under a fallen piece of stage equipment on the opening night of Macbeth. Suspicion falls on the village choir, angry that a museum dedicated to an obscure local poet might threaten the village’s unbroken winning streak at the county honey fair.

A local rose hybrid creator is found exsanguinated on an heirloom variety rose bush. Suspicion falls on the village patron saint, angry that meddling ornithologists might threaten a legendary Anglo-Saxon treasure hoard.

Why can't the Inquisitor swim?

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GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

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