Hello Everyone, God Has Tried To Kill Me Once Again, But As Everyone Knows Dumbasses Cant Die

hello everyone, god has tried to kill me once again, but as everyone knows dumbasses can’t die

that’s it, i’ve decided to travel through time and space out of pure unbridled rage

glitter gives me a concerning amount of serotonin

reblog to throw jeff bezos into and endless labyrinth thats full of sharks and knives and poison and chainsaws 💛💛💛💛💛💛

i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest

actual conversation i had with my mom

mom: do you need any help wrapping your present?

me: yes every time i try to wrap a present-

mom: an angel gets its wings? :)

me: no, another person goes to hell

mom: >:O