Whatta Man

whatta man

2015 → 2019

this!!!! story!!! it was one of the first fics i read. i easily go back to it when i want a good read. it has a great storyline and all the characters have their unique personality. it’s not a secret that elle is an amazing writer, so i’ll dive into my favorite parts!!! i’m so sorry it’s long. 

episode one:

immediately the introductory scene of hyeri and jiyeon - the way the conversation in the car already sets the tone. like i’m already hooked and want to know what about hot stepbrother yoongi??? it feels like a dirty secret and i am squealing with excitement

“I don’t think you’re a little freak for wanting to screw your step brother’s brains out!

THAT LINE!! i laughed so loud. the sarcasm is perfectly laced with reassurance

taehyung’s lil stunt on the lift was the type of chaotic good that oc and hoseok needed to get closer and i'm all for it.

i really liked how after hoseok and oc’s scene in the lift, you get yoongi’s perspective of it. the transition in perspective really allowed me to get both hoseok and yoongi’s side without breaking my engagement of the story. 

again, taehyung’s unintentional chaotic good that forced oc to stay in the same room as yoongi. beautifully written! he really is the star of this episode 

phew, who knew fingering could be so hot. and how yoongi suggests to jerk himself off makes it seem like he was really doing it for her pleasure. a gentlemen.

episode two: 

omg the bathroom scene. so so so hot. hills!hoseok really is gods (elles) gift to us. and when he mentions the being friends part, i really lost it. 

but the second-hand embarrassment i felt when they came out and all their friends heard them!!!! i felt red and it’s not even me experiencing it! 

Finally, he blurts out, “Also! FUN FACT! Lots of movement inside the gondola has 34.9% chance of detaching the gondola from the wires! I know it doesn’t sound like a high percent chance but anything could happen! Please be safe!”

LOOLOL the poor attendant!!

& then yoongi mentions the summer incident!! second-hand embarrassment #2. but when he mentions it, it almost feels like the intention changes from ‘are you sure’ to ‘wait are you waiting for’ and i’m living for it. the smut is so dirty, so good. it tiptoes the line of danger and primal at the same time. idk how oc got through it without cumming sooner. 

elle takes smut to another level by including the video call with hoseok. again, how did oc not cum sooner?! the domineering aura yoongi has is so hot.. and how hoseok lowkey liked it? wow ok. *jac.exe has stopped working*  

episode three:

the fact that hoseok gave oc this limited edition book without any conditions, but simply because he felt like she deserved it, really showcase how genuine his feelings for her are. you get an insight into the history of their relationship and how complex it is. 

but that threesome was unexpected and entirely welcomed. no thoughts, head empty. 

at the beginning of the smut, hoseok and yoongi clearly showed their disdain for each other. but towards the end, it was like they were working together to give oc the best experience. i really like how that turned out. at the end of the day, the purpose of the threesome was really to please her. 

yoongi’s gift to her :( my heart really broke with how thoughtful it was. hoseok and yoongi both really care for oc. 

the ending though!!!!!!!!! i screamed!!! oc’s luck, huh 

ANYWAYS, thank you @minflix, for sharing your writing with us. your efforts do not go unnoticed. i appreciate you so much. 

the hills — masterlist.

THE HILLS | JUNG HOSEOK & MIN YOONGI

↳ Ski Trip AU | Smut/Comedy     ↳ !!!warning!!! contains a threesome + yoongi is the reader’s stepbrother          (they just became step-siblings a year or two before this story starts so           they didn’t grow up together or see each other as siblings - but if           you are not okay with that, just don’t read!!)

A ski trip with old friends sounds like a fun time, right?

When your ex-boyfriend (who you hate but somehow always end up in bed with) and your stepbrother (who you are harboring not-so-secret feelings for) tag along at the last minute, you have a feeling it won’t be an uneventful weekend.

But fun? Debatable. That remains to be seen.

EPISODE 1 - No Place Like Home

↳ read here!

EPISODE 2 - Knew Better (Do Better)

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EPISODE 3 (finale) - Thank U… Next?

↳ read here!

AO3 VERSION | PLAYLIST

you know what you’re doing to us, don’t you?

sometimes, when a girl says “ily,” she’s actually saying “i love yoongi” so you have to be careful

@gukgalore literally me a few days ago