Burgerpants Headcanons Because Nothing Showed Up When I Searched It Up On Tumblr:

Burgerpants headcanons because nothing showed up when I searched it up on tumblr:

-He gets top 20 minutes of sleep each day.

-He has to wake up early to make the glamburgers since they are ridiculously difficult to make.

-He has a hoarse voice because he smokes, but it isn't gruff or anything, just very strained.

-He once tried to quit, but his signed contract apparently has a section *added by Mettaton* that "All employees must work until fired by Mettaton or death"

-Sometimes he forgets his own game because everyone calls him Burgerpants.

-He does normal cat things, but since he is anxious 24/7 he mainly just keeps his instincts down.

-one time he accidentally scratched the counter so Mettaton got him declawed.

-Burgerpants is EXTREMELY dramatic but in more of a "MY LIFE SUCKS" way

-He lives in an apartment and pays his rent by the money he gets payed from Mettaton.

-He doesn't really like kids too much, but has a soft spot for frisk.

-LITTLE KIDS ADORE BURGERPANTS-

-Burgerpants has a good singing voice and good acting skills too. He has just never been given a chance to show them off.

I headcanon that before Jevil was locked up and seam and Jevil were friends, Seam and Jevil would just play pranks on Rouxls. Seam would distract Rouxls kaard with some story (rambling old people story talk) while Jevil would sneak up behind him and give him a fright. And when Rouxls would blame Seam.. Seam would just calmly smile at him and laugh.

Reblogging because I just remembered sans fornite dancing and I'm mad again

i HATE EVERYTHING I HAD THE BEST DREAM LAsT NIGHT WHERE ROUXLS KAARD WAS ADOPTING LANCER AND THEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN MY DREAM CAMERA TURNS TO SANS AND HE JUST GOES “Get dunked on” AND FORTNITE DANCES AND THen I WOKE UP I’M SO MAD RIGHT NOW

WHAT??? AN OC???? 

yeah he was gonna be an fnf mod but I still can’t make any songs for him :0

anyways:

name: Knade Blife

Age:???

personality: Intense, passionate, sharp.

He’s in the same universe as Phelexodiuz, so he’ll kinda appear in that mod.

Ok but what if-

5 year old Noelle: Dad! There's a human under my bed!

Rudolph: Pfft, there's no human under your bed! But I'll check-

Rudolph: . . .

Rudolph: Kris get out from under there