Burgerpants Headcanons - Tumblr Posts

Burgerpants headcanons because nothing showed up when I searched it up on tumblr:

-He gets top 20 minutes of sleep each day.

-He has to wake up early to make the glamburgers since they are ridiculously difficult to make.

-He has a hoarse voice because he smokes, but it isn't gruff or anything, just very strained.

-He once tried to quit, but his signed contract apparently has a section *added by Mettaton* that "All employees must work until fired by Mettaton or death"

-Sometimes he forgets his own game because everyone calls him Burgerpants.

-He does normal cat things, but since he is anxious 24/7 he mainly just keeps his instincts down.

-one time he accidentally scratched the counter so Mettaton got him declawed.

-Burgerpants is EXTREMELY dramatic but in more of a "MY LIFE SUCKS" way

-He lives in an apartment and pays his rent by the money he gets payed from Mettaton.

-He doesn't really like kids too much, but has a soft spot for frisk.

-LITTLE KIDS ADORE BURGERPANTS-

-Burgerpants has a good singing voice and good acting skills too. He has just never been given a chance to show them off.