Headcanon

Headcanon

Patton was always mad at Logan for also being a blue side.

To retaliate, he took Logan’s logo and changed it so it wouldn’t be to obvious. He also made sure to make Logan insecure by making Logan think of himself like he was a joke. He also kept telling Logan to shut up. He even pretended to care for Logan so it wouldn’t be noticed by the fandom, and if it was, the fandom retaliated and made sure that his “nice things” to Logan were bigger

Me vs a random fander:

Fander Janus is accepted

Me: something's iffy

Fander: where's Virgil

Me: meh... He hurts Logan and Roman and despises Remus and Dee

Fander: Patton's evil?!

Me: HiS tRuE fOrM!

Fander: ignoring Logan

Me: thoroughly reading it through

Fander: *crying over Roman*

Me: ...but if Patton's "nice" and checking up on him why y'all crying

Fander: only caring about Dee Roman and Virgil

Me: WHAT ABOUT LOGAN?! IS HE WITH REMUS? REMY? EMILE? WHERE IS HE?!?!?

If you couldnt tell, I don't like Patton or Virgil

then one day...

logan, angry: pass me the aux cord

patton, oblivious: sure logie!

virgil, scrambling from the couch: NO!

patton: *hands to logan*

virgil: *yanks it out* pAtToN hE cOuLdVe VaPoRiZeD uS

Patton: he wouldn’t have done that kiddo!

logan: Yes i would have. I was going to *walks out of room

Logan: did you know that there's a sound that can boil water?

Virgil: ...hey guys don't hand Logan the aux cord when he's angry or we might all get instantly vaporized

you know what.... this may come in handy

How to finish that last minute assignment

In SVS redux Patton says "we four had helped you."

eXcUsE mE pAtTon! Y'all kicked out Logan and benched him! And you have no right to commit a falsehood! You are not allowed to say h helped when you clearly didn't let him! I love my child and the fact that Janus didn't pop up makes me mad!

If you are talking about Janus, he was against you! Just...

he wouldnt even need to be drunk xD

Roman: you’re on thin ice!

Logan(drunk) *looking down*: ...no, this is the floor...

Virgil: Logan, it’s a saying!

Logan(drunk): wrong again, it’s C A R P E T