Wait...

Wait...

Did you just say genderbent Kuon?

Give it to me right now.

This is a threat.

I am going to shit your pants if I do not receive this art within the next 24 hours.

WHERE THE KUON CONTENT AT ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

OKAY

It has come to my attention that I in fact made some fuck ups with the tagging for the birthday event. Both a typo on the pinned post explaining the tag and a few posts not getting it.

Rest assured this issue has been fixed now. You can find all the birthday event asks under the nova birthday bash tag for your viewing pleasure.

Now back to the grind.

GIGA CHAD

Haha look at that I'm even late to just post some damn pictures.

The trip drained me pretty good. Specifically the traveling itself due to the Microsoft outage fucking up flights. It was a nightmare, I tell ya. Either way, here's what I promised. Pictures straight from my phone of evo!

Due to the picture limit of Tumblr this will be split into multiple posts

White horse finally gonna write shit every now and then. Go and show some support.

Being asked if their S/O would still love them if they were a worm

-When posed with the question Noel just answered "Yes" and didn't think much of it

-It was only later when she was alone that she actually gave the question some thought. Worms are tiny, skinny and gross s/o probably wouldn't be able to love something like that.

-Thinking on it further she was pretty small, especially compared to s/o and unlike the curves other girls had she was pretty skinny. The train of thought just continued to spiral from there.

-When you returned to your home you were surprised to hear sobbing echoing through it. You noticed Noel crying on the floor and immediately rush to her side checking her for wounds and asking her what's wrong. With teary eyes and a lot of stuttering she manages to whine "You d-don't love meeee...".

-Before she manages to mumble out anything else you pull her into a passionate kiss which lasts until you need air again. Noel wide eyed and catching her breath tries to start a sentence only to be interrupted by you doing it again.

-This continues until she's calmed down. After she explains the situation you ask her why she would even thing that. Noel goes on a tangent about all her insecurities while you sit and listen quietly.

-When she's done you wordlessly pick her up and start carrying her to your bedroom. Noel squeaks asking you what are you doing to which you simply reply that you're going to prove how much you love her another way.

-Tsubaki can only mutter "I don't know..." when asked. She'd like to say yes but she just isn't sure.

-Later when she's sitting at home she remembers the question and decides to find out the real answer.

-"S/O can you come here I want to ask you something!". You come over and see Tsubaki sitting on the couch with a serious expression. "Sit down." she says calmly tapping the space next to her.

-"I AM SO FUCKED" is the only thought going through your head as you start to panic and try to think about what's going to happen. Did you do something wrong? Does she want to break up? Did something else happen? You don't know.

-You sit down looking straight at her waiting for whatever horrible thing is going to happen next. She asks "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" with a tone in her voice that makes it sound like she's about to cry.

-You can't do it. You manage to supress a laugh but it's clear that you're trying not to laugh. She looks down with a frown. Before she can say anything you bust out laughing saying "Of course I'd still love you dummy!". She looks at you with a look of genuine surprise.

-You ask her if that was why she was so serious and she can't help but start blushing and apologizing. With a kiss on the cheek you tell her that she shouldn't worry about stupid things like that and go back to whatever you were doing.

-Alone again Tsubaki places a hand on the cheek you just kissed and starts blushing even harder thinking about how happy she is to have someone like you.

Author's note: I remember seeing a guy respond to this question by saying he'd cut his gf in half until he has enough worms to make a fleshlight and I always think about doing that but making a hunter from Halo. Also the Noel section can serve as a prequel to @nkn0va's pregnancy ask.

Do you know what happened to the cosmic horror guy? When I bring up his page it just says "ghost blog."

Nothing. The answer is most likely you have been blocked. Probably for having a blank uncustomized blog. He's been having a lot of bot/spam blogs following him lately from what I understand and he probably finally went on the purge, which means if you haven't customized your blog he unintentionally hit you with the hammer.