My Problem Is Finding Inspiration To Write Anything... It Would Be Amazing To Write 20,000 Words.

My problem is finding inspiration to write anything... it would be amazing to write 20,000 words.

If anyone is offering lessons on how to write a fic less than 20,000 words, I’d like to sign up please. Thx.......

Harald: Uh oh, I just had a bad thought.

Halfdan: What? You might grow old, never get married, and die alone?

Harald: ...No, but thank you for pointing out that possibility.

(for @issadoragreen, with some bonus saxon royalty)

Casanova (Harald x Reader)

Casanova modern!Harald x Reader Warning: none

Person A owns a flower shop and Person B comes in so many times to buy flowers that Person A thinks they must be quite the Casanova. - from THIS prompt list.

You learned his name a long time ago. He is one of your regulars. You have older couples who come to your shop from time to time and people who visit you for advice, but this man is different. He comes to your shop almost weekly to buy the prettiest bouquet of flowers he can find. He always wears expensive suits and buys the most extravagant flowers. He is polite, and you are always happy to see him. And not just because he is handsome. For a few months, you thought he is quite the Casanova. He bought different bouquets all the time, so you assumed they are for different women. And then one day, he started to talk about the woman he tried to woo for a long time now. You couldn’t deny it. You were jealous.

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Procrastination Rant

I really hate how much of a procrastinator I am. Right not I’m sick, I can’t even get myself to write on a google doc.  Does anyone else know what they want in their story, picture it when listening to music, and then you try to write and nothing happens. LIKE what is wrong with me? I haven’t updated my stories in years. I just stare at it realizing it’ll never happen. I read so many amazing stories and wish I had such an amazing work ethic to continue to write and update. So props to those writers.

totally agree

Vikings talk: King Harald & Halfdan

In my feels about King Harald as I talk to @naaladareia about him.

Go back to 4.4 with his conversation with Aslaug at the throne. Listen to it. He wasn’t this complete desperate fool/ monster Hirst transformed him into. (If anything he was patient and willing to do all that for one damn women, when he could have any ) When Aslaug asks him “why didn’t you just take her?” Pay attention to his face, his emotions, his response.

I hate what Hirst did to him. I’ll never accept the thirsty for Bjorns seconds Harald. That’s not my King Harald. Hirst even has him act like a jealous girlfriend when Halfdan goes to sea with Bjorn.

I feel like Halfdan was always very clear about wanting adventure and to see the world. Since they are so close, Harald would have always known this. I imagine them talking about it together over the years. They would have supported eachother while following their own dreams. Period.

Yes, Harald was desperate for love but damn. Hirst didn’t have to make his character as ugly as he did. Plus he could have easily met and fell in love with any women who had zero affiliation to Bjorn. I mean, come on Hirst. (No we are not going to mention the Astrid situation because 👀👀)

You’re telling me this handsome cheerful king couldn’t get a woman? Look how he lit up rooms when he walked in (early seasons). Talk about Leo energy, look at his entrances. So unrealistic he was alone and waiting for Bjorn to throw out his trash so he could take it.

In a perfect scenario, Halfdan went off to see the world and travel, living his best life. By time he returned, his brother (now King) was happily married with pups. The brothers reunite and Harald can’t wait to hear all Halfdan has seen and discovered. That’s what happened. I’m sticking to it.

Don’t worry, many of us gave you a better story and a life you deserved. One with your brother alive because A, you would have never killed him, and B, Halfdan deserved better. Period. Fic writers fixed that too.

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