The Thorn In Your Side

The thorn in your side

Chapter three

Warnings: NSFW. Smut. Rough-ish sex. Almost some Threesome action.

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History: Alfred was the son of Æthelwulf and Osburh. Æthelwulf took Alfred to Rome not once but twice, because he loved him more than any of his other sons. He brought Judith (daughter of Charles, King of Franks) home and wanted her to be Queen, but she was not allowed to be called Queen, but King's wife. After his death, his son Æthelred ruled, before dying in battle, and Alfred became King, eventually marrying Ealhswith, a noblewoman from Mercia.

Michael Hirst: So okay, Alfred isn't the son of Æthelwulf. Osburh doesn't exist. He's the son of Judith, who is the daughter of King Ælla of Northumbria, and the former monk/sometimes Viking Athelstan. He's not Aethelwulf's favorite. Æthelwulf hesitantly takes him and eventually accepts Alfred as his son. Oh and Æthelwulf doesn't die in battle. A bee does it, and Æthelred isn't King, either. Alfred is King now, and even though Æthelred swears he won't ever turn against his brother again, Queen Judith kills him. Oh and Alfred married Elsewith, but because he doesn't talk to her every five minutes, she sleeps with Bjorn Ironside, first. Oh and she's not Mercian. She is the daughter of his mother's cousin, instead. That's historical right?

I love that his sleeve caught on the door!

Harald and Astrid feasting and fighting

Thinking about how harald finehair escaped from prison despite being chained up and guarded not once but twice, one of those times disappearing in the middle of a hostile army camp and the other time simultaneously coordinating astrid’s kidnapping, and on another occasion he was imprisoned he somehow managed to make himself king of norway. I don’t like it but I respect it.

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