Ugly Teeth Club

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Hi, hon, can I request a ship please: I am about 5'9", curvy, busty. I have long blonde hair, fair skin and icy blue eyes. INTJ. I will take every given chance to be a wise ass. I am pretty observant. I adore kids, but I can't stand brats. I don't take shit from anyone and have tendencies to get into fights if someone tries to mess with me. I don't fight unless I'm standing up for myself or someone else. And I am EXTREMELY stubborn though a bit of a prankster.

I feel that you would be a good match for either Bjorn or Halfdan. Bjorn would enjoy your ‘wiss-ass’ and how you are with kids. However,  since Bjorn can also be stubborn I feel like could cause some problems. Halfdan would like your stubborn streak and how you fight for what you believe.  Halfdan would respect that you stand up for yourself and others and I feel that your pranking would get him to have some fun outside of the battlefield.

You: when’s the next fic update

Me:

Hey! Could I maybe have a ship, I’m 5’2, hazel eyes, brunette strawberry blonde( if that makes since😂) kinda thick, busty. I have a weird sense of humor, laugh at the littlest things and Im way more generous then I should be. I love writing , singing, cooking and binge way to many Netflix shows. My favorite colors are blues and purples. Also my anxiety is amazingly bad so I’m really shy but I really open up once I’ve been friends with someone for a while.

Immediately, I thought that you would be good with Hvitserk.  He would enjoy your weird sense of humor and your cooking.  I feel that he would like thick girls. He would also help you tackle your anxiety and listen to how you feel. 

I also feel that Ivar would be attracted to your generous nature and your looks. He would empathize with your struggle with anxiety and feel that he share his own struggles with you. 

heyy! if it’s not any trouble could i get a vikings ship please? i’m 5’5 with blue eyes and shoulder length brown hair, i’m bisexual and i’m also a scorpio i tend to keep to myself, i’m not really a people’s person (i literally have one friend lol) although i’d do anything and everything for my family, my little brother is my world can’t live without music and my pets (i have 7 cats and a snake) i’m a very determined and goal oriented person and i’m also pretty open-minded about almost anything!

Of course, you can have a ship. I can see you with Ubbe and Tovi. They could get you to open up and wouldn’t mind sharing. They would admire your dedication to your family, as well as your determination. I feel that your open-mindedness would help them get past their former relationships. 

Hello! I would like to have a Vikings ship, if you still do some. I am a 5’3 blondie with short hair, blue eyes, curvy. I am INFJ, sagittarius, I love to discover and try new things. I work in legal, so being a diplomat is natural for me, even if I am quite an introvert. Thanks!

Hello! I ship you with Ivar.  He definitely needs someone who can help him make the right decisions that come with ruling a kingdom. The Sagittarius zodiac states, “ Sagittarius is extrovert, optimistic and enthusiastic, and likes changes. Sagittarius-born are able to transform their thoughts into concrete actions and they will do anything to achieve their goals.”  Ivar would be attracted to your openness and adventurous nature. Since you work in legal, I feel that an intelligent person. Ivar would want someone to talk to about strategies and ruling with him. I also feel that he would enjoy a short girl to tease.