^Source: Washington Post

^Source: Washington Post

Does anyone remember that one crack post about the guy who ran for president, accidentally got elected and then tried to get impeached by like making Doritos illegal?

Yeah…

Someone draw this please

Niko: *filming*

Edwin: (reading from a piece of paper) My name’s Edwin Payne. I’m your favourite ghost’s favourite ghost. I’m your dream boy’s dream boy. And I’m going to serve exactly what you are. Cunt

Just a reminder that 'Request a Title On Netflix' still exists.....so maybe go ask for Dead Boy Detectives season 2 three times https://help.netflix.com/en/titlerequest

(I don't tend to ask people to reblog things, but please reblog this instead of liking it. please SPREAD this knowledge. we want them to be bombarded by requests, and that only happens if people know this link exists. It worked for the Sense8 finale, we need it to work now)

I like how from the outside, Charles and Edwin are unambiguously equal partners in the Agency, but if you dig into their psyches pretty much at all, you realize that there's a distinct possibility Charles thinks of himself as the Watson to Edwin's Holmes, the friend and follower of the brilliant detective, the guy who brings along a handy weapon - and meanwhile Edwin thinks of himself as the Merlin to Charles's Arthur, advisor and magician of the bravest and noblest of heroes.

My ADHD meds do nothing to help my ADHD and they do everything to worsen my anxiety

And I’m this close to moving to another country and changing my whole life because of how embarrassing I am

😭😭😭someone save me please

Tim: What kind of tea is this?

Dick: Oh, I just boiled some gatorade.