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Last week i almost got trown out of class for chewing gum. I wasn't in fact chewing gum. I didn't even have gum on me that day or ever for that metter
Pls make this into books
a group of children are tasked by a mysterious wizard to complete a heroic quest in a magical land. since this is a form a kidnapping, their middle-aged parents follow them through the portal and precede to wreak havoc in the style of Liam Neeson’s Taken
You ever hear an Instrumental so good you just think "damn wasting all that on a Dualipa song"
got home from work, passed out on top of my bed for a 30 min power nap, then woke up so disoriented and confused i felt blood vessels bursting in my brain when i tried to sit up
thinking about that time i was trying to clean my white levi's with hand soap and a toothbrush, but it wasn't effective enough so i put some washing powder on it. Which gave me a really itchy cemical burn in 0.2 seconds and created a really intense smell of ammonia.
Brb got 34 bots to block
Nvm figured it out
How do i block ppl?
How do i block ppl?
I'm like 99% sure that all the kids that always wanted to be de dog when we were playing house back in kindergarden, are now either furrys or into petplay. Probably both
I think i accidentally ended up on the dark web
Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef
It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.
Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.
Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.
Rebloging this 'cuz my brother has ADHD and needs to see it
some of my favorite euphemisms I’ve said abt my adhd without actually saying “I have adhd”:
clinically Unobservant™️
brain doesn’t know to shut up
I’m a magician in that I can make anything disappear forever
Newton’s 1st Law to the extreme
my last brain cell is doing the Macarena
out of sight means out of mind, but in sight might not make it to the mind either
a person you can trust to not tell a secret - bc I won’t remember
my thoughts are flying balls and I can’t juggle
0.5 gig of RAM
The non-binray urge to wear a corset
when we were little kids like 4-6. My brother was absolutely terrified of albino rabbits, bc he saw the red eyes and thought that they were possessed by Satan/ they were demons
yesterday a kid just randomly came up to me in the school bathroom, while i was washing my hands, and asked me if i was a fairy. And then as i smiled at her in confusion she slowly walked into one of the stalls without breaking eye contact EVEN ONCE
Me: you can say whatever you want about the genshin fandom, but they make damn good porn
My brother: YEAH THAT'S THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH THEM .................. Fuckin' idiot
I accidentally started growing an aquatic ecosystem on my windowsill, again
<3
i didn’t sleep well this past few days, wich made me create the sentence “fish don’t need to drink, they absorbe skin through their water” and honestly this is one of the most terrifying thing my brain has ever made
I am
Dehydrated
sleep deprived
mentally unstable
Over dramatic
Gay
In conclusion, a ✨Pirate✨
got tested positive like 2 hours ago and my brother just came into my room and said "pov you're a beat up bitch who can't even dodge a virus" and then left
Pitbull is the human incarnation of a midlife crisis