Got Home From Work, Passed Out On Top Of My Bed For A 30 Min Power Nap, Then Woke Up So Disoriented And

got home from work, passed out on top of my bed for a 30 min power nap, then woke up so disoriented and confused i felt blood vessels bursting in my brain when i tried to sit up

i didn’t sleep well this past few days, wich made me create the sentence “fish don’t need to drink, they absorbe skin through their water” and honestly this is one of the most terrifying thing my brain has ever made

I accidentally started growing an aquatic ecosystem on my windowsill, again

thinking about that time i was trying to clean my white levi's with hand soap and a toothbrush, but it wasn't effective enough so i put some washing powder on it. Which gave me a really itchy cemical burn in 0.2 seconds and created a really intense smell of ammonia.

You ever hear an Instrumental so good you just think "damn wasting all that on a Dualipa song"

once i learn how to sew it’s over for yall bitches