Superstore Will Swear That Jonah Is A Straight Boy, But I Know He And Mateo Had Terrible Drunk Sex That

Superstore will swear that Jonah is a straight boy, but I know he and Mateo had terrible drunk sex that neither of them remember so checkmate Superstore

there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins

Girls when they realise that in Gimli’s mind he and Legolas have separated themselves from the Fellowship in the manner of They are a part of the group, they are members and make up a portion of the Fellowship, but They are a separate entity within it when Gimli says “What about your companions? What of Legolas and me?” to the Hobbits and Gimli says this aloud which means it’s a recognised distinction and they are truly that duo of the friend group who is just a little Too Close and it is recognised and it is known and it is acknowledged and it is real and it is AGHHHHHH and when the rest of the Fellowship dies and there is nobody left but them two they do not leave eachother to their individual fates but rather they go Gentle Into That Good Night (Valinor) TOGETHER

Miguel O'Hara would not do any of the things fic writers want him to do. He would not Smooth talk you like a sexy Latin lover stereotype. He wouldn't dick you down or whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Nothing will happen at all because the epic weight of his catholic guilt has effectively made that thang useless cuz he's too sad to get it up.

At most he'll tell you to kill yourself.

He's also a freak that chooses to bite people to kill them apparently when he doesn't have to.

I'm not saying you couldn't fuck him im just would be depressing for everyone involved

Aaaaand post!

please do?!?

what do you mean there's no aaron hotchner x reader mpreg fanfics on ao3?? i have to write it myself?? because i will

Aragorn and Arwen are history's first Bi4Bi couple no I will not elaborate further