When Your Friend Tells You Something Good, But Utterly Incomprehensible

When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible

Always the writer, never the reader.

02/10/2024 @padfootmicrofics

Prompt: Hallow

Context: muggle Catholic boarding school

Words: 185

"What the fuck is that?" Remus asked, his face contorted in a bemusing mixture of confusion and annoyance. Sirius grinned, couldn't help it. He leant against the barrel he had rolled all the way to the dormitory building, it was heavy and here Remus was not even appreciating the effort he'd put into getting it all the way here. "Wine, obviously" Sirius drawled, that much was probably obvious but hey who's to say he shouldn't play dumb occasionally. Remus scoffed "I can see that much Pads, do you even know how much a barrel of wine is?" He said, shaking his hands at the wooden cylinder like it was offensive. It made Sirius smile more. "It can't be that much" Sirius reasoned - sure the thing was sizeable but he'd managed to get it here on his own all the way from the chapels basement. Remus stared at the barrel some more, not even looking at Sirius "225 litres" he muttered "you stole 225 litres of hallowed wine" Remus was in disbelief by the look on his face. That's exactly what Sirius had hoped to achieve.

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