My Dad Just Opened A Package With A Stand Up Padle Board In It And Now Everything Smells Like Glue And

My dad just opened a package with a stand up padle board in it and now everything smells like glue and I am high on glue smell.

Also I am a bit hyper-active right now because I drank to much ice tea.

My younger brother built the TARDIS in Minecraft

Today in school I was just passing the hall and there was this guy with blue and pink hair (my gaydar was tangling). When we passed eachother he only said gay and kept walking to his classroom.

We are the champions, my friends!

*bangs head on table in rhythm*

And we keep on fighting ... 'till the end!

*bangs head on table in rhythm again*

I searched for something in my backpack and found instead of the stuff I was searching for three wooden knives.

Yesterday I met an old friend of mine and we doodled some shit on a table tennis table. (Is that even a word?)