Today In School I Was Just Passing The Hall And There Was This Guy With Blue And Pink Hair (my Gaydar

Today in school I was just passing the hall and there was this guy with blue and pink hair (my gaydar was tangling). When we passed eachother he only said gay and kept walking to his classroom.

Friend: How are you feeling today?

Me: Tired.

Friend: I mean your pronouns for the day!

I was at my teachers wedding today and she didn't know that her old class would come too, so she asked my friends and me later how we knew about the wedding. I tried to cover our source (another teacher) and so I answered really seriously with:

We are secret agents.

Me [skates past a balcony]

Boy: Are you a boy or a girl?

Me, while skating away: I'M YOUR MUM!

Today I was grocery-shopping with my mom and I was kinda confused when we got in the queue for paying because the person in front of us looked strangely like Anathema from Good Omens. She had even spoken Greek and her friend also looked a bit like Newt.

Also I am a bit hyper-active right now because I drank to much ice tea.

My younger brother built the TARDIS in Minecraft