Literally Crying And Sobbing And Shitting Rn My Cat Dropped A Worm In My Bed W/o Me Knowing And I SAT

literally crying and sobbing and shitting rn my cat dropped a worm in my bed w/o me knowing and I SAT ON IT I thought it was food and I picked it up like Ew what the fuck is that spaghetti??? I T WAS. A WOMR I'm actuall gonna cry I piCKED IT UP AND LITERALLY HURLED IT AROSS TH ROOM

taking a break from writing for today after I post my last draft that is too much trauma for one day thank you

For people that need to hear this, criticism is not welcome unless it is constructive.

Fair enough. If what some people write isn't for you, then power to you. You can read what you want, welcome to the internet.

But sending shit like "okayyyyyyy I'm not even gonna finish this, you're a really talented writer and all but this is NOT for me" is not at all nice, and is actually a slap in the face. :)

Just letting you know, that although you can say what you want, this is still my blog and I absolutely have the right to tell you what is allowed here.

Criticism. Is. Not. Welcome. Unless. It's. Constructive.

Many people would read this and be put off from writing altogether, so unless you have some genuine advice on how to fix what you think is wrong with my writing, please keep it to yourself. <3

Ps. "You're a really talented writer and all" is a half-hearted pleasantry that doesn't make anybody feel any better.

KINKTOBER 2022 MASTERLIST.

hi, here’s my kinktober masterlist. these are all not.sfw & some will contain dark content. be warned. there will be a content list for all oneshots. these oneshots can range from 1k to 2k words. maybe less, maybe more. idk. pretty much all readers will be female & chubby. 

minors, please leave. this is not for you. 

blog rules. main masterlist. comms. requests. kofi. 

01; gyutaro x reader + exhibitionism (2.7k)

no demons au; possibly ooc gyutaro; not proofread bc i'm tired; exhibitionism (duh); fingering (& brief fucking) through clothes (like, the fabric goes in too ??); unprotected sex; creampie; very brief mention of yn having puked once in the past (not graphic); slight nipple/tit play; brief mention of birth control & plan b

05; sukuna & yuuji & megumi x reader + cuckolding (??)

no curses au; sukuna is yuuji's older brother; megumi & reader are dating; sukuna has a magic cross piercing; more to be added

08; yuuta x maki x reader + femdom (maki) / pegging (yuuta)

10; nishinoya x reader + somnophilia

20; sukuna x reader + breeding

15; ukai x reader + corruption / exhibitionism 

18; bakugo x reader + period sex

31; sukuna x reader + monsterfucking

25; nanami x reader + bondage 

28; ushijima x reader + yandere (reader)

graphics credits: @/pr3ttayy // @/fic-dumpster // @/pr3ttayy

GUYS IM AT EXACTLY 800 FOLLOWERS NAMAMDJDBCJVSNDJDBCBJCNC 😩😩😩😫😫💥💝💖🎊🎉💝💖

POAKKSNDNDBD already omg 😭😭😭 smile is breaking my face rn kalaksjendjdbdhx I'm sorry I posted one of them a day late y'all I fell asleep halfway through writing it and woke up at five in the morning PAPJSJDBCNC

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Day 11 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: Eijirou loves you so much, he just can’t help but fuck you stupid.

Props to my beta reader for today @lovinglyselfish - thank you for your amazing help! Drop ‘em a follow! :)

515 words.

The majority of your night is spent pressed underneath your himbo boyfriend, Eijirou Kirishima, covered in sweat and out of breath. His hot, rock solid chest is pressed flush against your back as he fucks you raw, sharp teeth nipping and kissing at your neck and ear.

It’s like he’s in a daze, mumbling precious little “I love you”s and leaving evidence of his touch all over your neck and shoulders in the form of bite marks and dark hickeys that are sure to kick up quite the fuss in the morning. He fucks into you at a pace that has you aching all over, the rough slide of his dick against your pussy walls making even more of your slick drip down onto the sheets and run down his legs. He pants loudly and each quiet whimper that you hear from behind you has you squirming and clenching around him.

You’re so happy that he feels good, and that he wants nothing more than to be buried deep inside of you late in the night until the sun peeks through the slight gap in your curtains. It’s his favourite stress relief, to fuck you stupid like this.

Well defined hipbones, seemingly carved out of marble slam into your plush ass as he pistons his hips at a bruising pace. It’s been hours. Sweat drips down your brow and off the cupids bow of your lips, down to soak into the pillow, and you feel little droplets of what you assume is either sweat or your own juices running down the back of your thighs and pooling in the little dip at the back of your knees.

Exhaustion pulls at your heavy eyelids as your body is rocked forward with each powerful thrust, and you can’t think. Eijirou must’ve dumped his load inside of you without pause at least four times by now, but you lost count after the third hour. by your guess, you’ve been manoeuvred around the room and fucked on every possible surface for the last four and a half hours, and by now all you can do is moan like a pornstar and cry on your lovers cock.

You can feel him in your belly and you don’t even have the sense to be thankful that you’re on birth control. You want him to breed you full and keep you stuffed with his cum for the rest of your life. The only thing on your mind is him, and how good he makes you feel when he slams forward, pushing you into the bed and filling you up as yet another orgasm has you sobbing and biting your pillow, clenching around him and shaking almost violently. Your cunt spasms around Eijirou’s, now spent, cock and every movement from his end has you tightening so hard it’s almost painful. 

Oversensitivity has you closing your thighs and trembling, mass amounts of cum and slick leaking from around his quickly softening dick, nestled comfortably inside of you, and you can’t even think to be happy that now you can get some much needed rest.

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Day 13 of Kinktober 2022

Summary: Izuku does some research without you knowing, and finally gets you to squirt.

Props to my beta reader for today @afterhourswjay - thank you for your amazing help shawdy even on short notice lol, drop ‘em a follow!

547 words.

You’ve both been at this for an hour already. Izuku sits between your legs, his fingers stretching you out and bullying your G-spot into a state of oversensitivity.

His hand and forearm is dripping, covered with your juices as your insides shift around thick, scarred fingers. The rough pad of his thumb is pressed directly onto your clit, massaging you there in ways that have your legs spasming and your eyes rolling back, and a particular stroke has you clenching beautifully around his fingers.

He loves to see you like this, reduced to the barest, most vulnerable sense of yourself to be built back up again as he explores and experiments with you, studying your body meticulously. The greenete would never tell you, but he has an entire section of his latest notebook dedicated to every little reaction he gets from you. He knows your body in and out by now, and he knows what makes you weak. Every spasm of your belly as you cum on his fingers or the arch of your back when he scrapes a nail gently over the spongey surface of your sweet spot is completely familiar to him.

What’s gotten him so hellbent this time, is an article he had recently read, detailing how to make a girl ‘squirt’.

He had taken your hand in silence and lead you to the bedroom without a word, immediately turned on by the flash of your face, all scruched up and moaning, in his head. You didn’t even know what this was about, and you’re still clueless to the experiment taking place on your body right now.

Orgasm after orgasm has crashed over you by now, but Izuku still won’t give up. Not until he gets to see you cave under his touch and drench him like he wants. Obscene, lewd noises stem from his fingers going to town on you and with a final curl of his fingers there’s pressure. 'Could it be?’ He thought.

“I-Izuku-! No- I’ve gotta pee!-

Your cries almost deafen him as he pulls out his fingers, genuinely shocked by the amount of slick you squirt. He had read that it comes from a place somewhere near your bladder, or even the bladder itself, but he didn’t care. Every complaint and self-conscious whine was kissed away with a ”’s fine, baby… You’re okay.“. The boy loves you far, far too much to be scared away by anything that could come from you.

So when, in seconds, his midriff is soaked with your fluids and the sheets are entirely ruined, he smiles like he was just awarded a bouquet, victorious and tired and very much trapped in a state of adoration for you.

That bright, delighted smile serves to make you feel a little less self conscious about whatever the fuck just happened. It had felt so good that-… You peed? The jacked but soft man before you coos at your confused and dazed expression, chuckling softly and reassuring you that all went according to plan, and that he had gotten you to squirt. Apparently he was happy about that.

Whatever. He made you do it, so it was his fault, and therefore his responsibility to change the sheets while you nap. Win-win. Izuku wouldn’t have it any other way.

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