Feel Free To Change Pronouns / Wording !

feel free to change pronouns / wording !

“ there are people being eaten. ”  

“ gets worse every night. ”  

“ three more days, then i can kiss this town goodbye. ”  

“ listen ! you gotta get outta there ! ”  

“ what the hell is that thing ? ”  

“ i’m not stickin’ around. ”  

“ the longer we wait, the more screwed we are. ”  

“ how could this many people be infected ? ”  

“ do me a favour and don’t fuck up like i did. ”  

“ i can’t just leave you behind. ”  

“ would you please calm down ? ”  

“ it’s my turn bitch ! ”  

“ let’s get you someplace safe. ”  

“ what do you know about that monster ? ”  

“ it knows what it wants and won’t stop until it gets it. don’t you like that in a man ? ”  

“ i know what a radio is. ”  

“ surely a tall drink of water like yourself can put out a few flames. ”  

“ is someone in here ? ”  

“ don’t look at me like that, alright ? i’m not an infected ! ”  

“ don’t need a bleeding heart like you getting in the way. ”  

“ ugh, it smells like … oh, i don’t even wanna think about it. ”  

“ bad time to start carrying dead weight, friend. ”  

“ i’ll buy you some time. ”  

“ i’m definitely burning these clothes. ”  

“ what were you thinking, turning yourself into bait ? ”  

“ you could’ve been killed. ”  

“ sorry i got a little jumpy there. ”  

“ don’t do anything stupid. ”  

“ i thought you killed it ! ”  

“ i know we didn’t get off to a great start, but … thanks for the save. ”  

“ you’re a hell of a lot braver than me. ”  

“ your reputation is well deserved. ”  

“ i’m not gonna die on you and leave you in a cold, cruel, (muse’s name)-less world. ”  

“ the only life that matters is your own. ”  

“ looks like a cemetery to me. ”  

“ there’s something real nasty in here. ”  

“ do you know how long i’ve been trying to reach somebody ? ”  

“ am i the only one who made it ? ”  

“ what kind of sci-fi bullshit is this ? ”  

“ i am acutely aware that my time’s running out. ”  

“ it’ll be a fucking miracle if i get there in one piece. ”  

“ you sit tight, i got this. ”  

“ you saved my life. ”  

“ they’re gonna blow the city sky high. ”  

“ guess i’m not talkin’ you outta this. ”  

“ guaranteed to give you a headache. ”  

“ i respect your tenacity. ”  

“ i’m afraid our games end here. ”  

“ sure you don’t need to stop ? ”  

“ i don’t think the wisdom i’ve been trying to impart on you is getting through. ”  

“ you can’t put a price on life. ”  

“ i’m in this business to get paid. ”  

“ not what i intended to hit, but i’ll take it ! ”  

“ i’m gonna melt this fucker into mush. ”  

“ have you ever seen anything so incredible ? ”  

“ look, just so you know ? this is the last fucking time. ”  

“ i’m gonna put you right back on your ass ! ”  

“ next time … take the fucking hint. ”  

“ do you have any idea what you’ve just done ? ”  

“ don’t know, don’t care. ”  

“ a shame you didn’t listen to me when you had the chance. ”  

“ there’s no other way. ”  

“ knew you couldn’t pull the trigger. ”  

“ that would just be too cruel. ”  

“ there’s a price tag for everything, even letting the world burn. ”  

“ i don’t mind a little detective work. ”  

“ all this death wasn’t caused by a monster-making virus, it was greed. ”

hi i’m gonna delete this and write a proper verse write-up soon but in any superhero-related au jordan has siren-like powers with specific applications of mind control, hypnosis, sound augmentation and sonic screaming

im gonna add it to a long list of connection/plot ideas but: your muse is jordan’s stunt double

favorite characters meme: list your favorite characters from 10 different fandoms.

kim possible, kim possible.

jill valentine, resident evil.

mia thermopolis, the princess diaries.

chidi anagonye, the good place.

marty mcfly, back to the future.

ellis, left 4 dead 2.

chloe mcgruff, don’t trust the b in apartment 23.

sidney prescott, scream.

tree gelbman, happy death day.

claudia kishi, the babysitters club.

no but i live for jordan making it as an actress and being completely unbothered by anything gossip rags print about her. a reporter one time asks her how she rises above it all so effortlessly and she just bluntly goes “being nearly murdered puts life in a whole new perspective.”

‘top’ this and ‘switch’ that. jordan’s a threat.