Yes I Have Brainrot What About It - Tumblr Posts
feel free to change pronouns / wording !
“ there are people being eaten. ”
“ gets worse every night. ”
“ three more days, then i can kiss this town goodbye. ”
“ listen ! you gotta get outta there ! ”
“ what the hell is that thing ? ”
“ i’m not stickin’ around. ”
“ the longer we wait, the more screwed we are. ”
“ how could this many people be infected ? ”
“ do me a favour and don’t fuck up like i did. ”
“ i can’t just leave you behind. ”
“ would you please calm down ? ”
“ it’s my turn bitch ! ”
“ let’s get you someplace safe. ”
“ what do you know about that monster ? ”
“ it knows what it wants and won’t stop until it gets it. don’t you like that in a man ? ”
“ i know what a radio is. ”
“ surely a tall drink of water like yourself can put out a few flames. ”
“ is someone in here ? ”
“ don’t look at me like that, alright ? i’m not an infected ! ”
“ don’t need a bleeding heart like you getting in the way. ”
“ ugh, it smells like … oh, i don’t even wanna think about it. ”
“ bad time to start carrying dead weight, friend. ”
“ i’ll buy you some time. ”
“ i’m definitely burning these clothes. ”
“ what were you thinking, turning yourself into bait ? ”
“ you could’ve been killed. ”
“ sorry i got a little jumpy there. ”
“ don’t do anything stupid. ”
“ i thought you killed it ! ”
“ i know we didn’t get off to a great start, but … thanks for the save. ”
“ you’re a hell of a lot braver than me. ”
“ your reputation is well deserved. ”
“ i’m not gonna die on you and leave you in a cold, cruel, (muse’s name)-less world. ”
“ the only life that matters is your own. ”
“ looks like a cemetery to me. ”
“ there’s something real nasty in here. ”
“ do you know how long i’ve been trying to reach somebody ? ”
“ am i the only one who made it ? ”
“ what kind of sci-fi bullshit is this ? ”
“ i am acutely aware that my time’s running out. ”
“ it’ll be a fucking miracle if i get there in one piece. ”
“ you sit tight, i got this. ”
“ you saved my life. ”
“ they’re gonna blow the city sky high. ”
“ guess i’m not talkin’ you outta this. ”
“ guaranteed to give you a headache. ”
“ i respect your tenacity. ”
“ i’m afraid our games end here. ”
“ sure you don’t need to stop ? ”
“ i don’t think the wisdom i’ve been trying to impart on you is getting through. ”
“ you can’t put a price on life. ”
“ i’m in this business to get paid. ”
“ not what i intended to hit, but i’ll take it ! ”
“ i’m gonna melt this fucker into mush. ”
“ have you ever seen anything so incredible ? ”
“ look, just so you know ? this is the last fucking time. ”
“ i’m gonna put you right back on your ass ! ”
“ next time … take the fucking hint. ”
“ do you have any idea what you’ve just done ? ”
“ don’t know, don’t care. ”
“ a shame you didn’t listen to me when you had the chance. ”
“ there’s no other way. ”
“ knew you couldn’t pull the trigger. ”
“ that would just be too cruel. ”
“ there’s a price tag for everything, even letting the world burn. ”
“ i don’t mind a little detective work. ”
“ all this death wasn’t caused by a monster-making virus, it was greed. ”