I live by the Jersey Shore. Yeah...yeah... yup.
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Sugar Caine - “Queer Disco Sensation” (original mix)
The sad thing about this is most housekeepers are immigrants who are here with no documents or with working visas that may be expired. They don’t want to report sexual harassment to their bosses because it will expose them to the police/i.c.e. And the people who are assaulting housekeepers know that, so they’ll keep doing it and get away with it.
“Our current sex harassment discussion is woefully class-skewed. Too much about actresses and not enough about hotel housekeepers.”
- Barbara Ehrenreich
Old Man: How are you doing?
Me: Fine
Old Man: Is the world being good or just fine?
Me: Just fine.
Old Man: OK, just asking. Are men being nice to you?
Me: Some men.
Old Man: (looks disgusted) It's men that are the problem in this world not you. Remember that.
The Weeknd & Daft Punk
Takes a Starboy to bring back the robots. 🤖
The Weeknd & Daft Punk performing at the 59th GRAMMY awards (02/12/17)
It’s 2017 Daft Punk, start touring
The new Xena cast
HOW 📢 CAN 🚨WE 📞CALL THE 🌭 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸AS A DAY OF 🎉FREEDOM 🍻WHEN SOME OF 👥US 😒ARE 🛠WORKING ⛏ON THAT 🏖DAY🤔⁉️👀
Co-worker: "What day is it today? Monday?" Me: "Yeah" Co-worker: "And next Monday is the 4th of July?" Me: "Yes" Co-worker: "Ok. I'm excited for it and I'm not even American."
Two co-workers thought I was from Russia. How the fuck.
While i was at the airport
(Female traffic cop knocks on my window) Cop: LET’S GO! GET OUT OF THE PASSENGER LANE SINCE THERE’S NOBODY COMING TO YOUR CAR! Me: (thinking to myself) Wow, such a dom.
When i forget how physically demanding my job is and i feel the pain from head to toe in the morning.
Hi don't forget house music was invented by a gay black man and was made for queer audiences
I’M SCREAMING THE NEW ZAC EFRON MOVIE ‘WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS’ TOTALLY BOMBED IT’S THE THIRD WORST WIDE-RELEASED OPENING IN BOX OFFICE HISTORY
do u ever see someone who has the looks & style that you wish u had bc it’s ur ideal appearance and it makes u wanna shoot urself in the face bc me too