It Feels Like The More My Step-mom Is Around The More I Start To Forget About My Real Mom.

It feels like the more my step-mom is around the more I start to forget about my real mom.

nevver:

Shark Week

Jesus christ this is equally as bad as the Jersey Shore people. I think I won't go there until the next 20 years. At least I still have two other boardwalks I can go to without fear.

thevaudevillescene:

Remember when we went to Wildwood a looong time ago, and Dad was showing us the house he and his friends had rented one summer? Then that old, toothless guy came up to the van and started talking to us, and Mom was like, “…Drive.” That’s the first thing I remember when I think about Wildwood. That, and those goddamn tram cars.

Ummm. No. My first memory of Wildwood would have to be that hat that I grabbed before it got ran over from a tram car. 

thevaudevillescene:

My favorite memory of Seaside Heights is when that surfer dropped $5 on the boardwalk, and people were all standing around staring at the money, then you just marched up, took the money, and gave it back to the surfer. It was like no one knew what to do, then you took charge and actually did the right thing.

I was going to actually keep the money until I heard those surfers talking about their 5 dollar bill they lost and that's when I knew I had to do the right thing.

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