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I live by the Jersey Shore. Yeah...yeah... yup.

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Lemonade Is For Summer And Summers Over.

Lemonade is for summer and summer’s over.

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11 years ago

I was not paying attention to the Superbowl commercials. Until i heard the Seinfeld bass-line.


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11 years ago
"I Wanted To Be In The FBI, But Then I Found Out That First You Have To Be A Police Officer For Four

"I wanted to be in the FBI, but then I found out that first you have to be a police officer for four years. And I don’t think I want to do that." "Why not?" "I’m literally five feet tall. If I tried to arrest someone, they’d think they were being pranked."

10 years ago

I just moved on when she said that because I don't have time to deal with that shit.

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At work today, I was trying to push the cleaning cart through a narrow balcony that’s full of disorganized chairs and not run over a woman’s feet, who was in my path. As I’m getting by the woman asks me if she should move. I say, “I can make it through.” And she then says, ...

11 years ago
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