"kafka. I Am A Nonhuman Entity With Years And Years Of Life Experience Under My Belt." There's A Brief

"kafka. i am a nonhuman entity with years and years of life experience under my belt." there's a brief pause, before he lifts a finger, before lowering it. "i have no idea what are good date spots."

@oficeandwind : "you do not perceive me."

"An IPC member and one of the stonehearts at that? Didn't expect anything less from you, darling nephew. Need your aunty to offer some dating spot recommendations?"

"but who DOESN'T like winter?"

kami's crush on aventurine is waking back up.

talking to a couple people on discord and i was talking about kami's one sided crush on him. and HONESTLY, kami's general type is also people who are traumatized and shaken up by life in general. i explained it as like attracts like, but it's really how kaminari operates from verse to verse.

he's such a broken ball of misery that it's hard for him to get into genuine healthy relationships. aside from a very few cases, kami almost doesn't even WANT them, he doesn't want to be seen as fixable or moldable. so any crush or partner he acquires will probably also be just as broken as him.

and like i said, there are few exceptions to the rule, there are people who can win kami over and help him better himself. but in general? if he's miserable, he wants miserable company. it's a very unhealthy mindset and so so toxic. and kami even knows it, but, and it's especially apparent in h.sr!verse, that he's not comfortable with improving his situation, and he's going to be attracted to someone who is just as much of a pain as he is.

found a whole ass doc with si.ms4 genpact cc listed.

might end up making genshinhouse again.

KAMINARI HEADCANON

i know technically, being a puppet, kaminari doesn't need to eat/sleep. he's created by ei, and wasn't built with the natural abilities to need food and sleep.

however, in the case of kami, since he turned out to be far more human than ei anticipated, i feel like over time, he DID develop some psychological need for both. especially during his stay with niwa/the little boy. since THEY were human, and kaminari wanted to blend in with them at the time, he allowed himself to rest and eat more often, and those habits never fully left him, even hundreds of years later.

nowadays, he doesn't TECHNICALLY need to eat, and even though he'll tell people that (like his voiceline to the traveler), kami still feels hungry and he still gets sleepy from time to time. he'll indulge based on what his personal preference is.

while it isn't as OFTEN as a standard human, kami still craves tea/craves savory foods. and at some points he will crash if he overexerts himself enough, and he can be quite the heavy sleeper. he'll sleep for a few hours, wake up and be fine for another few weeks.

it's not technically needed, but hundreds of years of trying to fit in with humans instill that need/craving all the same.

also while we're at it, my muse for albedo is sky high right now. please follow me @marchingasone if you haven't, and i will happily give you all the albedo, all the time. (and other muses!)