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"you're not a coward, are you?" kaminari's smirking, leaning in closer to lumine. he's even being polite and tilting his hat back so as to not poke her with it! "you wouldn't be trying to hide behind me, hmm?"
@oficeandwind replied to your post “"If I were to use lots of electro energy on Ei......”
"i think if you really want to try it, you should take me along. you know, so you have a witness who can say it was self defense." -kami
"Perhaps you should be the one to lure her out of the Tenshukaku, you're kind of related right?" totally not because she still feels intimidated by the electro archon
"lumine, in all the time you have known me, all the things i've done. you accuse ME of being cowardly?" there's a scowl on his face as he crosses his arms.
"have you even met her? i wouldn't be surprised if she trusts you more than she trusts me."
"Why? Are you?" she is so tempted to flick that hat of his but indeed she has some restraint "is this what they call projecting onto someone?" she does blow on his face though. She would indeed walk hide behind Kami though.
"do you think if i invited childe to sumeru to catsit for me, he'd actually do it? or is that idiot still chasing some inane high?"
@narvvhal: Hmm, I would. But the old man has me working on some project that I know nothing about
"don't you ever take breaks? i figure after the recent events in fontaine, and your arrest making headlines, you'd want to. you know." kami gestures vaguely. "lay low?"
"if the trailblazer can't bite anymore, then what's the point of sneaking aboard her ship?"
"when you submerge yourself in water, you get wet. but water itself isn't actually wet, is it?"
"everyone calm down, i'm asking about the physical properties this time. i could have asked about our bones, but i decided to err on the side of caution."
@erabundus: "your bones are wet, but they no longer will be if you don't find something else to talk about."
"how many holes does a straw have?" happy, ren?
@vohunara: People cannot perceive wetness; rather, they recognize other sensory aspects, temperature being the most prominent. So whether water is wet, we can't say for sure, as we don't know what wetness is.
"what about when we take showers or baths? don't we instinctively know we're wet then?" chongyun presses his hands together in front of his mouth, deep in thought. "my brain always tells me that i know i'm getting wet, but i never stopped to to think about how it actually feels."
this is why chongyun cannot ever be left alone.
they single-handedly stir up all of the mayhem, all the time.
"exactly!"
@oficeandwind
"EXCUSE ME?! THAT'S LIKE SAYING PYRO ISN'T FIRE!"
"who said i'm lying? with actual elements, you need something already existing for them to be created. like, you need water to create ice. you need chemicals to light a match. then explain how vision users can create their element on a whim, without pre-existing chemicals and substances."
he pauses, then smiles.
"you also shouldn't be drinking the hydro. that might give you stomach cramps."
"WHY WOULD YOU LIE LIKE THIS?! OF COURSE IT IS!"
"then i suggest you steer clear of childe. knowing him and his penchant for mayhem," chongyun stops there to rethink his words.
"―more than even me." that's better.
"he'd try to get you to drink it."
"How would I know however visions work? I don't bother whatever your gods created, all I care for is that I can burn... enemies.", she squinted her eyes, her expression showed disgust.
"I have never planned to drink hydro. That sounds... just weird."
"i've been submerged in water before," chongyun begins. "mostly to help with meditation. i've found that being underwater helps me focus a lot more." this is all beside the point though.
"i didn't think too much about it at the time, but i wonder if it's worth experimenting with in the future. to just go sit in a lake somewhere and contemplate the..." he frowns. "i guess, results? to see if we actually can feel anything."
‘ Hmm... ʼ Interesting debate and introduction to a new observation, but, still, Kaveh is true to the bit of information he's presented. ‘ We would know once it changes the aspect of a given thing, like turning it malleable in the case of our hair or clothes. But feeling wet, that isn't well translated. Take being completely immersed in water for example — would you say you can still 'feel' it despite knowing you're soaked? ʼ
trying to explain the whole water war would take forever man.
it is the longest ongoing running gag that will never die down.
never before has there been mass confusion, in-fighting, serious,/heavy discussion, and even science experiments on a fandom-wide level.
and it literally ALL STARTED because chongyun asked what water smelled like.
the three people most heavily involved with varying levels of amusement are chongyun (the initial and ultimate culprit), childe (who lives for the chaos), and ren (who used his advantages as a puppet to confirm what water smells like)
this is just water war two. where once again, chongyun is popping what sounds like an innocent question, but it's really a nuclear device that successfully went off.
"i think i might hang out for awhile. there's tons of water everywhere, i'm not hard-pressed to find a pool deep enough to sink into. i just want to make sure it's cold enough first. but i'll come running back to you when i figure it out. if you still live where i think you live, then i shouldn't have any trouble tracking you down."
‘ I can't say I haven't done the same, though for less disciplined reasons. Regardless, recalling the experience was a perfect cue to offer a counterpoint. ʼ Something else to think about, too. ‘ It isn't my field of expertise, admittedly. So if you get different results in your future attempts, I'm inclined to invite you to share them at your earliest convenience. ʼ
oh, shit, she's mad. sora is mad.
they grin and hold up a raw drumstick and a fish. one in each hand.
"i'll give you these plus a popsicle, and an apology if you forgive me."
@oficeandwind "sora, my best friend, my partner in not crime. i am just trying to understand the world better!"
She doesn't respond right away, instead choosing to turn around very slowly to face them. "You come into my home and you lie not once, but TWICE?"
if you'd like to know where kami was in all this mess, he went and gave himself a lip piercing.