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i just want a beautiful hot evil woman that would care for me even if i was a broke trash racoon am i asking too much
on google straight up looking it up. and by “it” well. heh. let’s just say. franz kafka
i haven't gotten very far into honkai star rail yet and i already love march 7th and kafka
- May 22, 1912
- The diaries of Franz Kafka, 1910-1913
[ID: "May 22. Yesterday a wonderfully beautiful evening with Max. If love myself, I love him more." End ID]
- July 4, 1916
- The diaries of Franz Kafka, 1914-1923
[ID: What are you? I am miserable. I have two little boards screwed against my temples. End ID]
Fans of dribbly ink scratchings might be pleased/titillated/horrified to hear you can have them in your own home. (IN MY OWN HOME?) Yes. Or about your person. Behold the Redbubble Store!
if no one gets me…they do🪷⭐️
"I am not well; I could have built the Pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason."
Franz Kafka, Letters to Felize
Titties warm and soft...
world cold and hard...
"Your beloved Aunty's just returned home but you keep staring at the contents of your phone instead," Kafka punctuates her words with a dramatic sigh. "Don't you miss me anymore, dear nephew? Who's the one who got your attention? Did you get yourself a little crush?"
hearing kafka's voice has kami initially rolling his eyes, and moving as if to turn away from her, but then logic and actual human emotion kick in, and he's already mentally kicking himself for acting so rude.
he DOES enjoy kafka's company.
"you've been gone forever," kami retorts, sitting up and rubbing at his eyes. he hadn't realized how sleepy he'd felt until now either. LAZINESS really does that. "of course i fucking miss you. when you actually come home, and you're not spending all your time fixing blade."
he pauses when the rest of her words sink in. "i do not have a crush!" he sticks his tongue out in self defense. "i'm not exactly a people person, kafka. who is going to even want me in the first place?"
(it also might be a lie. there is someone he SORT OF had his eye on, but that's not a topic he wants to dive into.)
"kafka. i am a nonhuman entity with years and years of life experience under my belt." there's a brief pause, before he lifts a finger, before lowering it. "i have no idea what are good date spots."
@oficeandwind : "you do not perceive me."
"An IPC member and one of the stonehearts at that? Didn't expect anything less from you, darling nephew. Need your aunty to offer some dating spot recommendations?"
"kafka please. that's third base. i'm already making him spent at least one vault on drinks alone. i'd be lucky if he pitched a second bank vault for little old me." he'll happily ignore her comments about she lovingly raised him. let her be sentimental, kami's just as well riding cloud nine. "maybe i can wrangle fresh communication equipment for us while we're at it. you know. for practical purposes." absolutely, totally, not for frivelous fun.
Isn't he just so predictable adorable, sometimes? "I know you are, honey. I'm just excited for you. It isn't everyday that the nephew you lovingly raised found a prospective boyfriend, you know? I'll send you the list. Now remember: Never put out for anything worth less than 3 bank vaults."
what a fucked up band
Birdies first time outside :]
Has anyone encountered the phenomenon of people pretending to read?
I was chatting with a girl and we were speaking about Kafka. She claimed to really love his work and even that she visited his residence in Prague, yet when I asked what she read she said she hadn't read his stories yet... Is that common?
Stay yourself, stay curious