MDNI| 18+ - Bakugo Brainrot

MDNI| 18+ - bakugo brainrot

it's way too late for my shenanigans but i cannot go to bed without mentioning Bakugo riding you. you thought that it would be a funny joke when you bought the strap--figured your hotheaded boyfriend would be a blushy flustered mess when you came out of the bedroom in a lacey dynamight themed set with a big fat orange cock strapped to your front. to your surprise the blonde gave you a bone chilling smirk, licking his tongue over his pretty white teeth and slowly making his way towards you. it's funny how you thought that you'd "top" him. you? did you really think? im sorry love but you were sadly mistaken cause Katsuki has a feral grin plastered on his face, three fingers shoved deep in your mouth with his free hand wrapped around your throat while he fucks himself on your fake cock. he's moaning all low and breathy, licking your ear and biting the lobe while he swirls his hips on the plastic dick. and you're mind is so fuckin' fuzzy cause he's praising you for filling him up so well and doin' such a good job. kisses you messily when you start moving your hips to meet him, squeezing your neck tighter as your fingers dig into the swell of his ass. he takes your fuckin breath away, cause how does he still manage to radiate dominance even in this position. you're literally a whimperin' mess. pussy jus droolin' on the couch while suck on his fingers desperate to please. and he's shushing you and telling you that he's gonna reward you for being such a good girl. a big girl. and since you had such big girl ideas tonight then he's sure that you can handle everything else he has in mind.🧡

Oh this is sick I need help

"Were you an ugly baby?"

Tooru's face screws up in horror where his head is resting in your lap, and a pained squawk is punched out of him in the wake of your question.

"What? No!" He pulls himself upright in your bed, slipping from your grasp and twisting around to face you. "Why would you ever think that?"

It's funny seeing him--a grown man, 186cm tall, 83kg of corded muscle and olympically trained physique--so upset over such a silly question. It only makes you want to rile him up more.

You shrug. "I don't know, you just kind of give off 'ugly baby' vibes."

Tooru's jaw hangs, his eyes wide.

"I was a beautiful baby, I'll have you know." He pokes your shoulder indignantly with a prominent pout tugging his bottom lip forward. "Ask anyone!"

You bite the inside of your cheek to keep from laughing.

"I could always call Iwa, I'm sure he's got some baby photos he could send me," you say, nodding a little to yourself, watching carefully to see his reaction to your suggestion.

Tooru moans. "He'll send you the worst ones! That's not fair."

Your boyfriend throws himself back down across your lap petulantly, landing heavy across your outstretched legs.

"You're so mean to me," he gripes, burying his face against your tummy. You resume running your fingers through the impossibly soft strands of his hair, unable to keep yourself from giggling a little.

Tooru nuzzles against the material of your t-shirt, still sulking even as his arms wind around your waist to hold you close.

"Why would you even ask me such a terrible, cruel question?" he mutters grumpily.

You sigh a little, watching the way the ends of his hair curl around your knuckles as they slip through your gentle touch. "I was just thinking how unfair it would be if you've been this pretty your whole life."

Tooru goes quiet, his shoulders easing slack. He noses against your tummy and hums, but this time the sound is pleased. His arms tighten around you, and you feel so comfortable under his weight, his familiar touch, the way his breath seeps into the material of your t-shirt and warms through to your skin.

He presses a kiss against you as your nails rake gently against his scalp, a palpable shiver running down his spine.

He breathes out a long, appreciative sigh. "Well, you could have just said that."

"Where's the fun in that?" you ask him cheekily, and he harrumphs in response.

He peels himself away from you, returning to his original position with his head resting atop your thighs, staring up towards you with a dozy, heavy-lidded gaze. He reaches to cup your cheek in his hand, his fingertips soft against your skin.

A beat of silence passes between you, but it's comfortable.

"You know," he says, though his voice is quieter now, a little deeper too, "I could give you one."

You blink, taken aback by his words.

His touch trails down to your mouth, tracing his thumb against your bottom lip. He pushes gently against it, until your lips have no choice but to part--not that you have the presence of mind to resist it with the sudden rush to your head his offer has caused.

He smiles, his warm eyes watching the way your lips wrap around his finger instinctively before flickering back up to meet your own.

"I may have been a cute baby, but ours will be even cuter."

Pro hero Bakugou and his cute little sidekick who: gets hit with a quirk

Y/N is hit with a quirk that causes her to lose her voice, the only way to get her voice back is to get a kiss from the person she loves.

She’s concerned and scared because she has no clue who she loves, here comes her usually grumpy boss and friend worried TO DEATH. And she kinda has an “oh I love this idiot.” moment but like I said she needs to get a kiss and she doesn’t just want to kiss the man straight up. So now she has to wait for the stubborn man to realize she loves him.

Look in the most DISRESPECTFUL way possible I want this man to push me down and give me sloppy wet NASTY kisses all down my body before he fucks his tongue so deep in me until I’m seeing not “stars” but motherfucking galaxies and when I cum in his mouth he grabs my face and kisses me making me taste myself.

Then he leans in my ear and says I’m just a “perfect little slut, just for me.” as he slides that long pretty dick inside me kissing my tears away as I complain “it’s too big.” Only to get my cheeks squished together “shhhhhh you can take it.”.

anyways…..Good whatever it is for you

It’s the way I haven’t done any of these all days 😭 I needed this.

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?