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he sucks<3 ilove him <33

i get the distinct feeling the reason eddie had buzzed hair in middle school was less of a style choice and had more to do with getting gum in his hair

obsessed with the idea that Dream is too proud to show affection outwardly so he just constantly gives Hob dreams of being held and kissed and loved and taken care of

The first date was something

Ifrit having sex with cirrus for the first time and she’s like “fuck- call me a stupid whore, pull my hair” and ifrits like “no omg id never shame a woman I love women-“

Gone too soon...

You would have loved going over the speed limit on a motorcycle

What if he opened his mouth like a baby bird when he was hungry before the HPSC trained it out of him

🌻🌻🌻

in my mind, his closet is full of dorky graphic tees for casual attire and quirky patterned button downs for more formal events

my fav quote by freud is definitely the one where hes writing to his fiancee and hes like im gonna make you eat so much you are just a little weak baby and im a big cokehead

good night

Twilight: What are you writing? Time: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. Warriors, looking over Time's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

He gave a copy to Neil.

Neil promptly burned it.

kevin day:

immediately thought of him

Ushijima: You and Hinata are cute, I will put you in a boat. Kageyama: You will put us in a...what? Tendou, from afar: He means he ships you two!!

Thanks to the amount of continued support, I will be increasing how much I scream and yell at you

Selina Kyle would dump his ass in minutes..

Contributing to Adam being taller than Thatcher with a silly

I think Michael Afton would fuckin love twilight. Man needs all the vampire romance drama he can get